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        Marcello was never one for big gatherings, and this fancy-shmancy party definitely put him out of his comfort zone. Luckily he managed to find solace in the master bedroom, which was surprisingly vacant. Wasting absolutely no time, he opened the window and ‘set up shop’ as he’d say. Hastily extracting papers from his pocket, he meticulously began rolling some smoke in hope of getting any sort of relief from the hell he was dragged to. He was only a single puff in before being interrupted by an unfamiliar voice (not that any voices here were all that familiar to begin with), he blew the smoke out the window and hurriedly put the joint out on his pants. “O-oh uh, no ma’am... and I take it neither are you?”

It was one of those kind of parties. You know the one–the kind where there’s so many strangers that you just waltz in to see what kind of house, food, and drinks they have going on. Carter’s main goal ( after drinking too many apple martini’s and disgusting old cheese ) Was to find the most secluded area in the house, and what place more secluded than the master bedroom? Sliding her body through the door slowly Carter peeked only to be astonished by someone being there already. “..You’re—not the owner of this house right? Because if you are…I got lost.” She said, “ But if you’re not, have you checked the closet? I hear big fancy homes have the best dress up clothes.”

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       after spending far too long looking for his companion that he miraculously lost in the department store, Marcello approached a familiar face hoping for some sort of hint to his whereabouts, but instead got ambushed by questions. “O-oh” he stuttered, completely caught off guard. “Are uh... are these for little Picnic? I’m sure she’d look great in some flannel.” offering her an awkward laugh.

Athena was walking through the baby section at her local Walmart when she stopped in the aisle to look at all the clothes. “Ugh, I can’t decide what to buy! Everything is so cute!” She grabbed clothes off the clothing rack and held them up. “Secondly, Huggies or Pampers?” She grinned. “Which is better? I’m clueless…”

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All odd numbered questions

Challenge Accepted

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

“Spotify definitely, I don’t think I’ve ever once used Pandora.”

3. What color are your eyes?

“My eyes, hold up I gotta check a mirror… Okay, Hazel.”

5. What is your relationship status?

“Single and ready to die!”

7. What color hair do you have?

“The most basic brown you’ve ever seen.”

9-15.

Answered!

17. How many times a week do you shower?

“Contrary to popular belief, every-gotdamn-day. If I smelled like a sewer rat Oli would kick me out.”

19. Shoe size?

“Eleven and a half, why though?”

21. Sandals or sneakers?

“Crocs.”

23. Describe your dream date.

“Drunkenly crashing a ghost walk tour under aliases, and being taught how to whittle an owl.”

25. What color socks are you wearing?

“Starry Night.”

27. Do you have a job? What do you do?

“Yes, I work at a dispensary and quite possibly have the best job title ever. Budtender.”

31. 3 favorite boy names

“Y’know, I’m pretty partial towards Ollie, Zach, and Nate.”

33. Favorite actor?

“Me at family gatherings…. Winona Ryder”

35. Who is your celebrity crush?

“Chadwick Boseman. Can you believe that gorgeous man is 40? He’s perfect.”

37.  Do you read a lot? Whats your favorite book?

“I haven’t read too much since school, and anything worth noting was from textbooks so…”

39. Do you have a nickname? What is it?

“Let’s see; Cello, Juicy, Mothman.”

41. Top 10 favorite songs

Tokyo Vanity- That’s My Best Frienda-ha - Take On MeFoster the People - HoudiniGorillaz - Feel Good Inc.Lazy Habits - The Terminal BeachCulture Club - Karma ChameleonToto - AfricaJapanese Breakfast - Road HeadKesha - GodzillaJaden Smith - PCHBONUS TRACK

43. What is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

“Combination, my dude.”

45.  How many kids do you want?

“Two at most, but it all depends on how my partner feels”

47. What type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

“A nice cozy brownstone”

49. What was the last compliment you received?

“It was something like ‘bro, you’re my best friend. and even though we share similar perspectives our converging fate lines bless me with your quick wit and companionship that i wouldn’t trade for the world.’ Or something like that, I don’t rightly remember.”

51. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real?

“Um… excuse me?”

53. Opinion on smoking?

“Depends on what’s being smoked.”

55. What is your dream job?

“I’ve already go it.”

57. Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

“Nah, hotel shampoos usually make my scalp itch.”

59.  Do you smile for pictures?

“I try, but I’ve been told my smile makes look like a sassy gay owl.”

61. Have you ever peed in the woods?

“When you’re on the hunt for Bigfoot, you make sacrifices.”

63. Do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

“McDonalds.”

65. What do you wear to bed? 

“The clothes I’ve worn all day, more often than not.”

67. What are your hobbies?

“Smoking, cryptid hunting, crochet.”

69. Do you play an instrument?

“The trumpet… poorly.”

71. Tea or coffee?

“Both”

73.  Do you want to get married?

“Uh, yeah sure. I don’t see why not.”

75. Are you going to change your last name when you get married?

“I went to school with a dude who’s name was hyphenated, maybe I’ll do that. His relationship was honestly goals”

77. Do you miss anyone right now?

“One of my best friends that I haven’t heard from in a while, not too sure what he did after college. Maybe something in accounting, he was pretty good at math which is absolutely disgusting”

79. Do you sleep with your door open or closed?

“Open to let the ghosts in.”

81. Last person you called

“The police, for no particular reason. Just wanted to talk.”

83. Regular oreos or golden oreos?

“Regular, golden oreos were God’s mistake.”

85. What shirt are you wearing?

“This bad boy“

87. Are you outgoing or shy?

“Somewhere in the middle, I try my damndest not to overwhelm myself or others.”

89. Do you like your neighbors?

“Eh, they’re just kinda there. They have yet to impress or insult me.”

91.  Have you ever been high?

“I have never once touched the devil’s lettuce, and you have no way of proving otherwise.”

93. Last thing you ate?

“Ass”

95. Summer or winter?

“Winter. Summer is hot, stuffy, and makes me regret escaping the womb.”

97.  Dark, milk, or white chocolate?

“Dark chocolate definitely. It’s bitter, like me.”

99. What is your zodiac sign?

“Taurus!”

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14 + fav country to travel to + what do you want for your birthday

14. If you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? Why?

Already Answered! 

Favorite country to travel to?

“I haven’t really left the country, so I gotta think on that one... ”

What do you want for your birthday?

“A true finale to Sense 8.”

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86

86: What is your phone background? Once again ft. @olivcnder

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8-15

8. What kind of car do you drive? Color?

“My license got suspended but… a midnight silver Tesla Model S. It literally drives itself, so it’s fine.”

9. Where do you shop?

“The nearest bargain bin”

10. How would you describe your style?

“Hmm… somewhere along the lines of ‘doing his best, but could definitely try harder’ ”

11. Favorite social media account

Pinterest 100%

12. What size bed do you have?

 “I sleep on a twin with @olivcnder, don’t believe him if he says otherwise.”

13. Any siblings?

“I don’t recall”

14. If you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? Why?

“Honestly, I’ve been traveling and living with one of the people I care about most in the world, so wherever they are I’m golden.”

15. Favorite snapchat filter?

“The big mouth, always the big mouth. ONLY the big mouth.”

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60 + most recent photo in your camera roll

60. How many pictures do you have on your phone?

Like at least 2, but no more than 327.

Most recent photo ft. @olivcnder :

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Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

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   “i’m hearin’ you i really am, and i’m most definitely in but like...” marcello takes a moment to clear his throat, watching oli practice his future vandalisms. “you know i’m all for possession, ya boy loves him some ghosts, but i feel like those briefs you bought me might put off the wrong impression.” 

marcello / * @alvastress. 

     “look, you know me better than anyone so hear me out,” oli swung the crowbar in his hand with a lose grip. “this brothel has been abandoned for decades, you can’t catch anything here except, possibly, a mild demonic possession if we play our cards wrong. and even if you get possessed i would bring in priests from all over to save you. so are you in or are you in?”

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eeeeewwwwww

Me when I look in there mirror

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love you

oh, bruh