alvin-draper
alvin-draper
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English | No longer a politics undergrad now just a politics nerd | Any pronouns | In too many fandoms to count but mainly just a lurker and consumer rather than creator | TERFs etc dni
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alvin-draper · 2 days ago
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once i figure out how to do anatomy and facial expressions and proportion and foreshortening and basic perspective and color theory and composition then youll all be sorry
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alvin-draper · 2 days ago
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How ppl in the Locked Tomb think about their love situation with Harrow.
Ianthe: Oooooh, I am stuck in a love triangle, but I'm pretty sure I can beat Gonad easily, and Harrow will be mine.
Gideon: News flash bitch! Harrow doesn't love either of us. She's in love with a frozen corpse.
Harrow: My beloved Gideon is dead, just like the lovely lady in the Locked Tomb. Also my coworker is acting very weird for some reason.
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alvin-draper · 2 days ago
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where i’m at girls
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alvin-draper · 2 days ago
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detective conan
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Tim Curry and Miss Piggy’s ill-fated affair during the making of Muppet Treasure Island Part 2.
Click here for Part 1.
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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At the post office today:
Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please
Clerk: does it matter what kind?
Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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bush was lucky as fuck 9/11 happened while he was doing something nice could you imagine him locked up in the oval bathroom with e621 pulled up
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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It's amazing how much of our knowledge of "animal behaviour" is based on very old studies that just went "we half-starved these animals and put them in a tiny box together and just assumed that whatever they did reflects their natural behaviours and social structures"
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Tom Sturridge as Lord Morpheus in Netflix's The Sandman (Season 2 trailer)
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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Yeah I'll go ahead and integrate that into my belief system
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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i don't think anyone has ever fallen in love with someone because of their strong sense of restraint, their elaborate performance of apathy and their ability not to triple text. just sayin
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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shout out to this comment on an old amazingphil video
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 
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alvin-draper · 3 days ago
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I think there exists an au version of s4 somewhere where basira sorts jon firmly into "us" instead of "them" and consequentially gets pretty on board with him forcing statements from strangers. maybe in a world where she was elsewhere on the boat when he slorped floyd matharu's brain and only sees him use his powers on breekon and manuela, so when she gets the tape from martin her reaction is "...you should be more discerning about your targets and keep to the monsters, but I'm sure you only did what you had to do."
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