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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
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poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website
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this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn
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One of the foremost reasons I like solarpunk is that in the mainstream, being eco-friendly is about sacrifice. Don’t buy new things, don’t buy plastic, don’t take unnecessary trips—etc. It’s not sustainable unless you’re a saint. It’s exhausting to abstain from consumerism without having alternatives like the things Solarpunk emphasizes: community, resources held in common, sustainable hobbies like gardening and mending (and all other sorts of repair), free and accessible public transportation, etc. Solarpunk is about creating a world where being eco-friendly is about joy, not deprivation.
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should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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The beef between night owls and early birds is so silly. We complete each other. Evolutionary-speaking, wouldn’t it be useful to have people naturally alert at dawn to watch for saber tooth tigers and people alert at midnight watching for like, wolves?? Keeping us safe with internal clocks set to random.
All times of the day are beautiful.
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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point
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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
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mech pilot experiencing the constant feedback loop of pleasure and pain that comes with having a neural link to your mech, but breaks completely under the stress, leaving them barely conscious, twitching in the cockpit as they act on instinct alone
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choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw
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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him
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DO NOT touch wild animals, much less bats.
That being said, bats have the softest fur known to humankind, I know firsthand
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chained up to the mountain, straight up "losing it" and by "it" , haha, well, let's justr say, my liver
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