robotfucker!!!!! (my horny ass could never be an engineer)viktor humphries is my butch lesbian wifemulti-fandom / npd, avpd, ocd + audhdgeneral dni + swifties, "lesboys"/"male lesbians"/etc dni
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my pronouns are they/he/it because they he-it me over the head with hammers whenever i make lame pronoun jokes
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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do NOT fuck a stalackmite u wil get cave dust in ur pussy
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its my second playthrough and im still so upset these arent modelled after rabbits goggles
#i didn't think about this i just saw the name and went “wait a damn second”#same with the titanium alloy plating from swh2...#“i know what you are”
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You would never guess who replayed Steamworld dig last night
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I'm not dead. Hi.
I wanted to draw some characters I don't really see much fanart of online from some obscure games nobody cares about!
Anyway I will be spending [LONG PERIOD OF TIME] in a [DESOLATE PLACE THAT SMELLS] performing [SOME RANDOM SPELL THAT SOUNDS IMMORAL].
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To the seven people who are fans of this game
Don't question the colouring LET ME HAVE FUN [cue sound of aggressively slamming head on table]
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"yeah, i'm normal about piper!" i say as i run over to where she's sitting as soon as i open the game to stare at her for at least a minute
#that's my mom guys. she's my mom because i said so. and because i form strong emotional bonds to fictional characters.#and also because i do what i want#it's my self-insert i can make piper adopt them if i want to#piper faraday#steamworld#steamworld heist#steamworld heist 2#<- “the game” as in swh2
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IT'S A MIRACLE FOLKS, HODGEPODGE HAS MANAGED TO DRAW A STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE MEMBER WHO ISNT RABBIT
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don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow
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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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Gay robots.....
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