texts 😻 brat
brett: do you know how to file a police report?
brett: i want to report a kidnapping. my child is being held against his will.
kat: since when do you have a child?
kat: and what makes you think that i, of all people, would know how to file a police report? have you tried google?
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Are you a top or bottom?
I’m an experience
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not to be dramatic but ship with me
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M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S
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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.
sphinxmemesmusings:
BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate;
Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex;
Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates;
Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No
Have sex on the first date? Yes | No
Confess their attraction first? Yes | No
Have children/adopt? Yes | No
Die for your character? Yes | No
Cheat on your character? Yes | No
Lie to them? Yes | No
Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
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Ultimate Glee Ask Meme
Characters:
1) Favorite original club member?
2) Favorite character introduced in s2/3?
3) Favorite s4 newbie?
4) Favorite s6 newbie?
5) Favorite adult character?
6) Favorite guest star?
7) Least favorite character(s)?
8) Character you’re indifferent about?
9) Character you used to like but now dislike?
10) Character you used to dislike but now like?
11) Character that deserves better?
12) Character that got more than they deserved?
13) Which character do you want to slap? hug? sleep with? sing with?
14) Which character do you want as your best friend? partner? rival? sibling?
15) Which character has the best voice? smile? wardrobe? growth?
16) Favorite [character] scene? storyline? quote?
Relationships:
17) Favorite canon couple?
18) Favorite noncanon couple?
19) Least favorite couple?
20) Best friendship duo?
21) Best friendship trio?
22) Least favorite friendship?
23) What ship is totally overrated?
24) What ship is completely underrated?
25) Ship you used to like but now dislike?
26) Ship you used to dislike but now like?
27) Favorite family relationship?
28) Favorite mentor relationship?
29) Best vocal duo?
30) A [relationship] moment that makes you cry?
31) A [relationship] moment that makes you smile?
32) A [friendship] moment that makes you cry?
33) A [friendship] moment that makes you smile?
34) Favorite [ship] scene? storyline? quote?
Songs:
35) Top 3 solos?
36) Top 3 duets?
37) Top 3 trios?
38) Top 3 quartets?
39) Top 3 group numbers?
40) Favorite mash up?
41) Favorite competition set list?
42) A song they never should’ve done?
43) A song that makes you smile?
44) A song that makes you cry?
45) A song that makes you laugh?
46) A song that turns you on?
47) Favorite songs by [character]?
48) Favorite song in [episode]?
Episodes:
49) Favorite episode from [season]?
50) Least favorite episode from [season]?
51) Favorite [character]-centric episode?
52) Favorite [ship]-centric episode?
53) Favorite tribute episode?
54) Favorite competition episode?
55) Favorite Christmas episode?
56) Favorite Valentine’s Day episode?
57) An episode that makes you laugh?
58) An episode that makes you cry?
Misc:
59) When did you first get into Glee?
60) Who is your favorite actor/actress on the show?
61) Which season is your favorite? Least favorite?
62) If you were head writer for Glee, what’s one thing you would’ve done differently?
63) Which character(s) do you relate to most and why?
64) Be honest, which parts do you fast forward through when you rewatch the show?
65) What is your favorite musical they put on?
66) What’s a song you wish they would’ve covered?
Make Me Choose:
67) Character vs character
68) Ship vs ship
69) Episode vs episode
70) Song vs song
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*; ★.:。— character aesthetics ;; the scripturient.
( having a consuming passion and desire to write. )
nobody hates writers more than writers do. the most vicious and contemptuous portraits of writers, both as individuals and as types, appear in books written by writers themselves. nobody loves them more, either. megalomania and paranoia share the writer’s mirror. the writer-as-faust looks into it and sees a grandiose and evil and superhuman mephistopheles, master of magic, controller of destinies, to whom other human beings are as puppets whose strings he controls, or as fools whose hearts and deepest secrets he holds in the palm of his hand; the writer-as-mephistopheles looks into the same mirror and sees a shivering and pathetic faust, longing for eternal youth and terrific sex and untold riches, and clutching desperately to the pitifully delusional belief that he can conjure up these things through the miserable scribbling, the puerile fooling around with words, that he has the overweening nerve to call “art”.
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