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movies and games with big bugs need to understand. the big fly is not scary. the implication that somewhere there are lots of big maggots is what's scary

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GOOGLE DOCS HAS A CHARACTER LIMIT?

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barnyard the original party animals is the uncontested lord of bad implications in childrens movies

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I think any inanimate thing you regularly care for becomes a little alive.

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-Patricia Smith

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WIZARD COUNCIL 2024 BANNED SPELL LIST

Greater Breakfast Storm

Menthol Torrent

Fireball By Mail

Taylor's Swift Execution

Duplicate Crying Fire Skull

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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

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I gotta say, I really enjoy that hellsite genetics gimmick blog. It's a good capstone to Tumblrs specific brand of half-serious nonsense rants.

A problem with a lot of lesser gimmick blogs is that they end up forming these massive chains of 2/10 RP blogs that don't really add anything but clutter in the notes. But the genetics gimmick has a sense of finality. You can't add any more after that. It would change the genetic code. If you add something, it's a different organism.

I enjoy seeing some impassioned screed about how Yoshi isn't gay, only to see it capped off with the assertion that this post --genetically-- is a Western Ground Finch. There's a sense of individuality there. It's as of the post is receiving some sort of spirit vessel. That post IS The Western Ground Finch. forever and always.

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This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

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hey been a hot minute since I posted

WRIGHTWORTH BAYBEYYY (original pic under the cut)

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The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you’re almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg.