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peak recognizes peak

This movie made the girly whimsy in me happy

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My soul would be gone so fast lmao 💍🧎

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night scribble…

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I LOVE THIS THING❗️❗️❗️

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✨ All together ✨

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we were robbed of a smooch

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Love me a grumpy girl

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love them so much

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

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Like a dog inspires a rabbit

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Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……