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In the library

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my personality is so manufactured. i own none of it. my handwriting comes from the girl i sat next to in fourth grade, my sense of humor comes from my best friend in third grade, the way i sit comes from the lead character in a movie i once watched, the way i type comes from one of my classmates in sixth grade.... am i not allowed to have something to myself? am i not allowed to be someone?

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oh, to be able to walk out of a cottage shed and see a friend

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BEB (Big Elf Bun)

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Lemony Snicket + tumblr, part 2

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As usual I went a bit... overboard fulfilling one of my kofi requests. BUT in my defence, @veelawings fic The Thrill of the Chase Moves in Mysterious Ways was one my favourite reads of last year, and I may have gotten a l’il overexcited when lovely @cibeewastaken requested a scene from it! (And like Noellas fic, there may also be a smutty sequel >:) )

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series of small sketches from @tinyhistory 's incredible fic Still Standing

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I watched the short “Runaway Brain” the other day and it included a bit of dialogue that was literally just the entire plot of the Hobbit

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Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

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Hello! I am absolutely loving your campy Lucius! Would love to see, if you have time (I know you get a lot of asks xD) Lucius sick in bed, dramatic and over the top. 50 blankets, a bell cuz he doesnt wanna 'worsen' is voice, moaning for Cissa to call Snape to make him a potion cuz he has a stuffy nose, or however you wanna portray him.

Basically just however you think Lucius would be if he caught a cold.

Thank you for sharing your art with us. It brings a smile to my face and cant stop laughing. 😂😂

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jock x prep ❤️💚

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i found these random screencaps from a movie i’ve never seen and decided to draw this. 👁

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For very complicated reasons, @deheerkonijn and I were talking about Elwing and Earendil and I was using my brand-new half-baked Silm knowledge to try to remember what they both were, and in looking back at the book I discovered that Elwing was described as “a white bird” but not, to the best of my knowledge, given a bird SPECIES.* So we decided that it would only be correct for her to be a goose.

Then we started talking about the fact that this makes Arwen part goose, and all the implications of that. Imagine, for instance, that she and Aragorn have been together for some time in the sweet honeymoon phase of their relationship - and then they have their first fight and she shrieks in rage and a full six-foot wingspan unfurls from her back. (Physically or metaphorically, take your pick.)

THEN we started joking about Elrond being a serious boring dad (yes I know there are conflicting fanon beliefs on this but just go with it for now) because the horrible goose gene skips a generation - but then we hit on the following truly galaxy brain headcanon: no, it doesn’t skip a generation, but it skips a CHILD every generation. So what if Elros had the goose genes and Elrond knew that it would come for one of his children, so when Elladan and Elrohir were born he was watching them very closely, wondering which one would turn out to be the normal one and which one would be the hellion. BUT WHAT IF (in opposition to popular fanon that they are both highly chaotic and mischievous) the twins are actually both very grave, somber, well-behaved children? And Elrond breathes a sigh of relief, thinking his own brother must have been a fluke -

 - and then Arwen is born, and the horrible-goose energy is unleashed tenfold.

*no one with actual knowledge of the Silm correct me please

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the voice of reason

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Elf hands

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Portrait of Draco L. Malfoy, for Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry