am-emalia

[am-emalia]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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[am-emalia]

this is my ideal woman btw

[am-emalia]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[am-emalia]

It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

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[am-emalia]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[am-emalia]

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

[am-emalia]

Want him to lick my tears while I’m choking on his dick

[am-emalia]

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

[am-emalia]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[am-emalia]

Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe

i just woke up

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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

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L

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