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Perseus and Andromeda

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[ID: an illustration of a saber-toothed cat in a leaping pose on a green background with bones. It is brown with white accents and darker spots, with long canine teeth and a short tail. End.]

Smilodon!

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits

make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏

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why not give yourself an extra pronoun? as a treat. go pick one out champ. you earned it. i am so proud of you

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

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no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

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(source: El Paso Herald, July 9, 1910.)

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the first rule of writing is that there are no rules. the second rule is to save your work every 5 minutes because technology is a fickle god.