Idiodicy at it’s finestI’m just a girl who loves video games and makes dumb decisions!
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I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!
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"a vague disclaimer is nobody's friend"
4x07 The Initiative
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game design youtube is kind of like if you were a competent chef looking to find out how to improve your craft but all you could find were videos made by people who claim to be good at cooking because they eat a lot of meals, and everyone seems to recommend them, but when you look at what they're saying its either the most obvious shit in the world like "you should cook your food" or a completely batshit take like "dump an entire shaker of salt on your dish because I like a little bit of salt on my dish." and you go "okay, well maybe they have experience in making dishes at least" and you google them and you find out the only meal they've ever made in their life is microwaving a hot pocket. and they're sponsored by fucking betterhelp.
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs
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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.
Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."
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upsides of listening to music:
music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
downsides of listening to music
if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen
get an idea for an animatic you will never finish
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Judgemental Gus lives over my sink and shames me into keeping my dishes clean
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owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it
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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
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