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“Can you imagine the Pinterest styles if girls had beards?” -- Tired Toaster Crumbs

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“Nice ankles. If this were Victorian England you’d be a slut.” Doggleganger

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“I don’t understand the sexual appeal of handkerchiefs. They’re snot rags.” --Tired Toaster Crumbs

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“I was trying to sound drunk so you’d understand me.” --Tres Leeches

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“I wonder if hats taste like chicken.” --TreeBeardless

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-”Do you have an overactive conscience?” --Tres Leeches

-”Yes! There’s nothing to steal!” --Doggleganger

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“My birthday is the 21st! Not the 19th. I was wrong!” --Doggleganger

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-”Is that a catfish with dentures?” --Tres Leeches

-”Yes. Yes it is. i have absolutely no regrets.” --Tired Toaster Crumbs

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“Crocs are the depression of shoes.” --Doggleganger

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-“We’re waiting to see if my uncle is brain dead or not.” --Tres Leeches

-”Any news yet?” --Doggleganger

-”Not yet.” --Tres Leeches

-”Well no news is good news! It’s like Schrodinger’s cat! You never know if it’s alive or dead until you open the box! Wait. NOOOOOOO.” --Doggleganger

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-”Don’t poke her with a French fry!” --Tres Leeches

-I was only thinking about it!” --Doggleganger

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“Did you just sarcastically jazz hands?” --Nocturnal Little Drummer Boy

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“Dude why would you floss your nostrils?” --Doggleganger

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“I have a great aunt who’s still alive! I think. We’re not sure.” --Doggleganger

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“Stop specializing pandas.” --TreeBeardless

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“Your beard is allergic to hamster bedding?” --Doggleganger