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Well, it's finally time that I tell more people about my page! It's called beertales and it's a small effort from a normal guy, who kinda sorta writes well xD #publicity #golikeit #goreadersgo

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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Due to the Popularization of .GIFs, We’re in the golden age of Silent Films.

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Once McAfee expires, and it keeps popping up notifications to renew your licence every five seconds, it’s like you’ve gotten a virus.

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My Xbox Live gamertag is older than some of the people I play with over Xbox Live.

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This.

Romancing with Depression

They say I wander. I do. I’ve been doing so since time that I wouldn’t even recall now.

I’ve been through them. Within, around, the like. They became a part of me as I became theirs. I clung to no one, you know. But that’s just something within me – clinging. They embraced me as I did to them. And I’ve led a long life- and intend to do so for times I receive these wondrous embraces. You see these embraces, like I’ve enjoyed to call them, seem within most these recent days that I’ve been loitering. And everyone seems to have a reason to embrace me, cling on to me. I’m that charming. Not to the world so much so. I wonder why. I’ve been comforting. I’m damn sure of that.

You see that road along your side? The alley that lays between two tall, abandoned buildings of the ’80s, I believe. It is nice, isn’t it? Dark, warm, unknown of the lit world. Walk through them sometime. You’d find someone clung to me. It’s just like them, to find me there. I live there you see? But yeah, coming back to you. So the alley. Let’s take a little walk, shall we? Please do lead the path, I’m afraid I’m a slow walker, I like being behind. So yes, I’m pretty approachable and knowing of what you feel. And although I’m being a little sceptical, do you think of me as irresponsible? No, dear. I’m quite the best companion you’ve got when things hit a low. Do you think now you’ve been through this alley? Its narrow and hidden, I know, I do. I’m extremely sorry for that. I’ve always liked this place though. You’ve been somewhere like here, you say. Well let’s see. Have you been in love, dear? Or maybe have you longed for something but the circumstances constrict you? You say you’ve been in love. Hmm… Interesting thing you’ve got there my fella. And has the love been unrequited or are you fresh from the romance novels? Oh, we’ve all been there, my pet. I’m terribly sorry they broke your heart. I know, I know. It’s just like them to do this. You’re such a sweet pure soul, dear. Very puerile, the reason they gave you for crushing your heart. Very churlish. I despise them. No really, I do. Very well, do rest your head on my shoulder if you wish to. I’ll guide you through the darkness. And what do you say here, freedom denied? You should really love them to stay on with them. They’ve said some harsh words to you. You’re strong, little one. Really strong. You’ve done so much to please them, honey. So much. Let’s sit here for a while, shall we? I think you need a bit mellowing down. Oh sure honey, do rest you head on my lap. Cry out all you feel. Let your eyes pour forth their sorrow in the redness that surrounds them now. You’re here. Alone. With me. No one will disturb you. Shush little bee. Shall I talk of me? Maybe you’ll be better?

So here again. I’ll talk of me. You know, they say that I’m very much like black. The colour? Dark, hollow. I’m not hollow. I’m understanding. I stay with the person who stays with me. Just like you, sweet pea. Yes, like you. Now listen to me, will you? You know they all are against you, don’t you? They all are there to always retort to your wishes, to your emotions. I think you deserve this weeping. Stay with me, I’ll guard you of them. You should stay away of them. See this dark? It’s so comforting. Envelops you, feel warm now? It’s this alley, so like it. I told you you’ll like it. So about me, back to me. Those that I’ve been with, they say they felt like there was no tomorrow. Time halted, things seemed so paused and tranquil. Everything halted as such for them. I’m such a defiant to the laws of time, but that’s just to them. They never seem to get enough of me. They thought and poured it out to me, I accepted them. Loved them, I told them. They did, I didn’t. You see that’s what I’ve been doing since centuries. Yes dear, centuries. It’s been a long time in this world, it has. But there’s been such a lot more work these days. My friend, Nightmares? She kept me company with them. Although she sweated them out a lot. They said I was the best out of my lot. Well that’s me and Deep Sleep. The others – Pessimism, Exhaustion, Restless and the others I don’t meet with often, weren’t that well with them. But we all stuck together. We’re good chums. I’ll give you lots to ponder upon sweetheart, a lot. You sleep for some time, deep sleep. I’m here with you. Sweet little child, sleep. Lull off to my world. I’ll be there for you, always. In this alley. Along these roads you know. Find me when you need me. I’ll be here in my chambers. I’ll be yours. Yours only. My name, you ask? They know me as Depression, you can call me your comforter. I’ll always love you, sweet pea.

Remember the shootout. I’ll be there for you, like I’ve always been.

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And then there are Nokia users.

android users be like 

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?