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honestly we should bring back being unabashedly pretentious. Yeah i do think im better than marvel stans who cried at tony’s death scenes. I do think people who read books are better than people who read nothing but fanfic of shonen manga and minecraft youtubers. i DO think im better for not engaging in low brow media or shit i find cringe. like what is anybody gonna do omfg
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im so excited for post+ we haven’t had a poorly thought out and embarrassingly implemented feature in so long it’ll be like a birthday
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actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long
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[This ask is from a paid supporter of your blog!] you look and smell like an orangutan

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remember when I had an attention span longer than three minutes
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if emmett was in charge of making bella’s italian meal

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Alice, divining an all-out war between her family and the Vampire Government in the middle of Algebra 102:
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