amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Sebastian Cannot Be Trusted
Sebastian: Guys, help!!!
Remington: What the hell is going on?
Sebastian: I’m about to do it!!!
Emerson: Do what?
Sebastian: I’m about to leak the album!!!!
Remington: Holy shit, don’t you dare
Emerson, chanting: Do it! Do it! Do it!
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Funko Pops
Pete: Did you guys hear we are getting our own Funko Pop figures?!
Joe: We are? That’s so awesome!
Pete: Oh!! Uh......
Joe: What?
Pete: Well..... by “we” I meant only me and Patrick, sorry
Joe, visibly upset: What?!?! Noooooooooo!
Andy: Dude, why are you surprised
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Hey Andy, You Wanna Rephrase That?
Pete: Whatcha making?
Joe: *violently cracks an egg on the side of the bowl* Cookies
Andy: Joe, if you’re going to use animal products, at least treat them with a bit of respect
Andy: How would you like it if I just smashed you against the kitchen counter?
Joe: .....
Joe: I’m not answering that question
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Toast
Joe: Hey Patrick, what do you put in the toaster?
Patrick: Nothing, because I’m too scared to use electrical appliances on my own
Joe: ...
Pete: TOAST! You put toast in the toaster, ahaha Im so smart
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Christmas Album
Tyler: Oh, you thought Christmas Saves the Year was just a song?
Tyler: We released an entire Christmas album, but you gotta hack into our official website, find the hidden code word in the JavaScript, rearrange the words in one of my tweets to figure out a secret url, enter the code word into the website in 10 different languages, and then you can get access to the album.
Josh: Dude, how do you even have time to set this stuff up?
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Eyes
Gerard: Did you like how I crypitcally posted “eyes” on the MCR instagram to allude to the makeup pallete?
Mikey: No
Mikey: I was under the impression that we were going to be selling actual eyeballs and I have to say, I’m very disappointed
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Gardening
Andy: Pete, I heard you’re becoming an avid vegetable gardener
Pete: Yes, well, you see, I was having an existential crisis and I didn’t think I was much good for anything anymore
Pete: So I went on the internet and looked up “What is a hoe good for?” and a bunch of results about gardening came up
Andy: I think that’s a different—
Pete: Shhh, Andrew, I’ve found my calling
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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The Real Crime
Mikey: I still can’t believe that Ray has got arrested
Frank: What exactly did you do again, Ray?
Ray, embarrassed: I stole batteries
Gerard: Yeah, yeah, whatever, you wanna know what the real crime is that we should be concerned about?
Gerard, turning to face the camera: It’s all y’all out there sleeping on Remember The Laughter
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Thanksgiving With Fall Out Boy
Patrick: So, Andy, what are you most thankful for?
Andy: I believe that would be Joe Trohman
Joe: What? Why?
Andy: Well, you see, I would never be able to get things from the top shelves at stores without him there
Patrick: You know, I wouldn’t be able to either
Pete: Yeah, me neither
Joe: ....
Joe, grinning: Man, you guys really know how to make a dude feel special
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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New tøp Album
Tyler: Josh, I have the most epic prank idea ever for the new album
Josh: What’s your idea?
Tyler: So we release the new album, but all the tracks are actually just recordings of us screaming and banging things around
Josh: Oh okay, so you mean a typical twenty one pilots album?
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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That Didn’t Go As Planned...
Gerard: *exaggerated yawn*
Frank: ....
Mikey: ....
Ray: ....
Gerard: Oh my god, Frank, you’re supposed to say “Being that pretty must be exhausting, huh?”
Mikey: Gerard, he doesn’t want to lie to you!
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Guessing Game
Pete: Guys, guess what I’m getting
Patrick: On my nerves?
Andy: Lyric ideas from one of your hookups?
Joe: Arrested?
Pete: I was gonna say I’m getting us pizza for dinner, but okay
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Tyler’s Wishlist
Josh: Tyler, is there anything specific that you want for Christmas?
Tyler: Yeah, actually, I really want to get one of those shirts that says “Oh My Josh, I’m So Dun”
Josh: Consider it done
Josh: I mean Dun
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Postponing The Show
Zach: Okay, Cody, what’s all this bullshit about technical difficulties postponing our show?
Cody: Oh, you know, just your casual, everyday technical difficulties...
Maxx: You messed up your new hair dye, didn’t you?
Cody: ....
Maxx: I knew it
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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The (Shipped) Blonde Standard
Pete: Guys, I’m such an influencer, did you see Frank Iero also dyed his hair blonde? And Remington Leith did too!
Patrick: I’m pretty sure Remington dyed his hair before you....
Joe: You know, Andy, everyone else is doing it. I think it’s time you finally went blonde.
Andy: And inflate Pete’s ego even more? Absolutely not.
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Music Video Ideas With FOB (Again)
Joe: Okay, so next time we do a music video series, we should chop off Patrick’ hand for real
Patrick: What?! No!! That’s a horrible idea
Pete: Yeah, cause everyone will be totally expecting that. We should actually just chop off his head instead
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amarylliskilljoy · 4 years ago
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Tyler Isn’t Ugly!
Zack: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Tyler: *points at Josh and himself* Well I have
Tyler: Wait, no, I’m ugly
Josh: TYLER NO!
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