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Sebastian Cannot Be Trusted

Sebastian: Guys, help!!!

Remington: What the hell is going on?

Sebastian: I’m about to do it!!!

Emerson: Do what?

Sebastian: I’m about to leak the album!!!!

Remington: Holy shit, don’t you dare

Emerson, chanting: Do it! Do it! Do it!

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Funko Pops

Pete: Did you guys hear we are getting our own Funko Pop figures?!

Joe: We are? That’s so awesome!

Pete: Oh!! Uh......

Joe: What?

Pete: Well..... by “we” I meant only me and Patrick, sorry

Joe, visibly upset: What?!?! Noooooooooo!

Andy: Dude, why are you surprised

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Hey Andy, You Wanna Rephrase That?

Pete: Whatcha making?

Joe: *violently cracks an egg on the side of the bowl* Cookies

Andy: Joe, if you’re going to use animal products, at least treat them with a bit of respect

Andy: How would you like it if I just smashed you against the kitchen counter?

Joe: .....

Joe: I’m not answering that question

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Toast

Joe: Hey Patrick, what do you put in the toaster?

Patrick: Nothing, because I’m too scared to use electrical appliances on my own

Joe: ...

Pete: TOAST! You put toast in the toaster, ahaha Im so smart

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Christmas Album

Tyler: Oh, you thought Christmas Saves the Year was just a song?

Tyler: We released an entire Christmas album, but you gotta hack into our official website, find the hidden code word in the JavaScript, rearrange the words in one of my tweets to figure out a secret url, enter the code word into the website in 10 different languages, and then you can get access to the album.

Josh: Dude, how do you even have time to set this stuff up?

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Eyes

Gerard: Did you like how I crypitcally posted “eyes” on the MCR instagram to allude to the makeup pallete?

Mikey: No

Mikey: I was under the impression that we were going to be selling actual eyeballs and I have to say, I’m very disappointed

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Gardening

Andy: Pete, I heard you’re becoming an avid vegetable gardener

Pete: Yes, well, you see, I was having an existential crisis and I didn’t think I was much good for anything anymore

Pete: So I went on the internet and looked up “What is a hoe good for?” and a bunch of results about gardening came up

Andy: I think that’s a different—

Pete: Shhh, Andrew, I’ve found my calling

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The Real Crime

Mikey: I still can’t believe that Ray has got arrested

Frank: What exactly did you do again, Ray?

Ray, embarrassed: I stole batteries

Gerard: Yeah, yeah, whatever, you wanna know what the real crime is that we should be concerned about?

Gerard, turning to face the camera: It’s all y’all out there sleeping on Remember The Laughter

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Thanksgiving With Fall Out Boy

Patrick: So, Andy, what are you most thankful for?

Andy: I believe that would be Joe Trohman

Joe: What? Why?

Andy: Well, you see, I would never be able to get things from the top shelves at stores without him there

Patrick: You know, I wouldn’t be able to either

Pete: Yeah, me neither

Joe: ....

Joe, grinning: Man, you guys really know how to make a dude feel special

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New tøp Album

Tyler: Josh, I have the most epic prank idea ever for the new album

Josh: What’s your idea?

Tyler: So we release the new album, but all the tracks are actually just recordings of us screaming and banging things around

Josh: Oh okay, so you mean a typical twenty one pilots album?

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That Didn’t Go As Planned...

Gerard: *exaggerated yawn*

Frank: ....

Mikey: ....

Ray: ....

Gerard: Oh my god, Frank, you’re supposed to say “Being that pretty must be exhausting, huh?”

Mikey: Gerard, he doesn’t want to lie to you!

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Guessing Game

Pete: Guys, guess what I’m getting

Patrick: On my nerves?

Andy: Lyric ideas from one of your hookups?

Joe: Arrested?

Pete: I was gonna say I’m getting us pizza for dinner, but okay

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Tyler’s Wishlist

Josh: Tyler, is there anything specific that you want for Christmas?

Tyler: Yeah, actually, I really want to get one of those shirts that says “Oh My Josh, I’m So Dun”

Josh: Consider it done

Josh: I mean Dun

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Postponing The Show

Zach: Okay, Cody, what’s all this bullshit about technical difficulties postponing our show?

Cody: Oh, you know, just your casual, everyday technical difficulties...

Maxx: You messed up your new hair dye, didn’t you?

Cody: ....

Maxx: I knew it

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The (Shipped) Blonde Standard

Pete: Guys, I’m such an influencer, did you see Frank Iero also dyed his hair blonde? And Remington Leith did too!

Patrick: I’m pretty sure Remington dyed his hair before you....

Joe: You know, Andy, everyone else is doing it. I think it’s time you finally went blonde.

Andy: And inflate Pete’s ego even more? Absolutely not.

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Music Video Ideas With FOB (Again)

Joe: Okay, so next time we do a music video series, we should chop off Patrick’ hand for real

Patrick: What?! No!! That’s a horrible idea

Pete: Yeah, cause everyone will be totally expecting that. We should actually just chop off his head instead

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Tyler Isn’t Ugly!

Zack: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

Tyler: *points at Josh and himself* Well I have

Tyler: Wait, no, I’m ugly

Josh: TYLER NO!