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yummy yummy clothes rendering + the best couple in the 2013 Hunger Games spoof, The Starving Games

I love these guys

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the besties

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oil painting (29,7 x 42 cm) of that bumblebee from last week <3

i post more traditional art on my instagram !

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GLOBAL STRIKE ON APRIL 15

"The terrorist Israeli occupation, after half a year, is still insisting on entering Rafah, which is the last city that still contains most of the population of the Gaza Strip.

80% of the Gaza Strip is destroyed and suffers from continuous military invasions, the movement of the Israeli army, besieging hospitals, commit massacres, destroy and blow up residential neighborhoods. And besieging the population and starving them.

The terrorist occupation is committing these crimes in front of the world, and is trying to have more time to destroy the hopes of the displaced to return and kill them with hunger and disease, and make the world get used to what is happening in Gaza and reduce media coverage and solidarity with Palestine, in addition to causing more destruction and strengthening the presence of the Israeli terrorists in Gaza in preparation for stealing the land.

Be smarter than them, and do not leave us to be killed and forgotten. *April 15 is a day of global strike*.. No schools, no movement, no work, no electronic payment, no gas stations. Make more noise and disturb the peace of terrorist politicians in America and IsraHell.

In the picture, me after half a year of documenting the genocide and surviving it daily without being sure of surviving the next day, and I will not stop until this genocide ends and I sit in the middle of my city feeling safe while I help my people rebuild Gaza."

Here's what to do:

Don't go to school or work (if you can)

Protest (if you can)

Do not shop anywhere

Do not use your credit card or use any money

Wear green, red, white and black clothes to show solidarity. Wear a badge, a keffiyeh, or anything that signifies your solidarity

Boost posts about Palestine, flood the media

Boycott!

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more good omens!! literally whats up with these guys

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no homo

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All this art turnin' the freakin tumblr users gay

any tumblr user that isn’t already gay I will trap them and make them queer by showing them Th Art

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WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE BLORBO TOURNAMENT POTATOLORD EDITION !!!!

Today (and for several other days) we gather to vote for the most Potatolord guy ever, our collective favorite specialist little guy of mine.

Left Side

Jason Kolchek vs Dirk Gently

Emma (my gf) vs Arthur Dent

Crowley vs Dirk Gently

Zaphod Beeblebrox vs Otto Chriek

Daniel Jacobi vs Needles

Rincewind vs Ford Prefect

Jon Sims vs Michael Distortion

Moist Von Lipwig vs Ren

Right Side

Gordon Way vs Will Wood

Gerry Keay vs Cecil Palmer

Doug Eiffel vs Mike Crew

Adora Belle Dearheart vs Oliver Banks

Maladict vs William De Worde

All of Bears in Trees vs Jhariah

Alice Dyer vs Elijah Volkov

Brad Smith vs Jack Marston

ROUND 2

Dirk Gently vs Emma (my girlfriend)

Crowley vs Zaphod Beeblebrox

Needles vs Ford Prefect

Jon Sims vs Moist Von Lipwig

Will Wood vs Cecil Palmer

Mike Crew vs Adora Belle Dearheart

Maladict vs All of Bears in Trees

Alice Dyer vs Jack Marston

ROUND 3

Emma my wife vs Crowley

Ford Prefect vs Jon Sims

Cecil Palmer vs Adora Belle Dearheart

Maladict vs Alice Dyer

ROUND 4

Emma my wife vs Ford Prefect

Cecil Palmer vs Alice Dyer

FINAL ROUND

Emma my wife vs Cecil Palmer

EMMA HAS BEEN CROWNED THE POTATOLORD BLORBO OF ALL TIME ‼️‼️

Bonus one from instagram to compare. truly bonkers

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Jon & Martin posting because I’m a sicko

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I just wanted to draw Crowley with his little ponytail and then I realized it looks like they're ordering at McDonald's so I doodled them with their food after lmao

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DTIYS from @potato-lord-but-not of Will Wood!

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have fun writing a MILLION words op

@stormandsparks @hyperfixated-gaymess @goldenpotatoworshiper @aziracrowforlife @bil-daddy @depressed-omens @dollyragamuffin @fellshish @floralstorms @itsagettincloser @localratwithcowboyhat @ewnotrio

You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

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Zoozve, my beloved

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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tumblr every april fools

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about