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that time louis tried being subtle and failed

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So a teacher in my friends’ class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don’t think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious

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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

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Kik Larry or Phan Rp

Hi. Since school is starting i kinda want more rps to spend my off time with.

Medium replies. I really don't mind length but i prefer longer. (No one line replies)

For Larry like playing louis. So...message if you want to be my harry.

Im really down for anything except gender bender.

I really wanna do an abo or hybrid so message me.

Kik: loulouperez

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1D/5sos group kik rp

Wolfs and Vampires 👑 Wolves and vamps,They've always been enemies for as long as anyone can remember. its always been the same. If a wolf steps on a vampires territory its breaking the treaty, same goes the other way around.So they decide to work together vs working against each other. These groups were rare seeming as not many wolves were willing to work with vamps. Harry is a pack leader, his pack consisted of all boy wolves.Niall, Liam, Calum and luke. theyre the ones who made a pack with a very notorious group of vamps. Louis was the main leader, he was the oldest. He was also a creator. His first creation being a girl who was in trouble, her name was Becca. Creators, when they turn someone have this attachment to them. if their creation is feeling sad or angry, they feel it too. Louis and Becca have always been like brother and sister to each other, they'd never let anything happen to each other. so later she became part of his group along with Zayn, Ashton and Michael. Now that its been a couple years, a few battles here and there feelings have risen and hearts have been broken. almost everyone if both groups has dated everyone. All of them are either bisexual or pansexual. Now everything has been settled for a couple months, but arguments between couples have made things a bit difficult. Will they be able to work it out before another fight breaks out in the world? or will hearts be broken once again and packs broken. taken✌ owner👑 ✌Harry-pack leader ✌Louis-vamp leader Zayn-vampire ✌Niall-wolf ✌Liam-wolf Ashton-vamp ✌Michael-vamp ✌Calum-wolf ✌Luke-wolf 👑Becca-vamp pairs💞 Becca x Liam Harry x Louis zayn x niall Ashton x Luke Michael x Calum RULES💣 ✔Listen to admin ✔No drama queens ✔Be literate ✔Be nice to people in the group. have a problem w/ someone tell admin ✔Listen to the rules ✔Stay in pairs for awhile,more into the story it could change ✔dont steal plot ✔Have Fun! ✔Smut allowed ✔Warn before triggers Pm @1Tommo_tomlinson1 for part💞

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I still don’t understand why he calls one side of his face his good side…

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when larry comes out and we get reported as “crying and heartbroken fans” I’m gonna be pissed bc I did not dedicate my life to all this bullshit for this kind of disrespect ok I demand full credit for supporting these fuckers from the larries spot in hell

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Story time. When i was ten and was barely starting to roam the internet i came across this website called IMVU. Basically its like a 3D game where you make your own avatar and talk to people, but you had to be 18 (naturally i lied about my age). The twist is to get clothes and stuff for your avatar you use coins which you buy with real money. Well i met this guy on there (i remember him telling me he was 50) and he bought me all the things i could ever ask for . I even got him to buy my cousin and sister stuff. Me being a idiot 10 year old i couldn’t even recognize his sexual advances and only took them as friendly comments . Long story short i had a sugar daddy when i was ten and got more dick than now that i’m 18.

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I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

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Harry’s solo in WMYB - April 4, 2015.

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Your husky, sensual -wait

Dan Howell (talking about Phil’s voice)

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ALL THE SHIT THAT WENT DOWN IN THE EASTER VIDEO

-DAN FED PHIL -THEY SHARED A CHOCOLATE NEST -DAN IN BUNNY SUIT -PHIL’S NEW HAIRCUT SWEET JESUS -THEY LOOKED LIKE A COUPLE WITH A BABY -DOMESTIC!PHAN ASF -PHIL FIXED DAN’S HAIR HNNG -DAN CALLED PHIL’S VOICE HUSKY AND SENSUAL -WHEN PHIL SAID TAKE THE THINGS TO A COOL PLACE DAN SAID HIS ROOM WAS A COOL PLACE AND PHIL LAUGHED AND SMILED WHAT THE FUCK -WHAT THE FUCK

-PHIL IN A GREEN AND BOTH IN A FLOWER CROWN AND -DOMINATE!PHIL TELLING DAN NOT TO SWEAR JFC