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the fact that the two gays against humanity videos gave us such similar moments

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Have yall ever heard of these dan and phil guys

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🐶

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i was bullied into drawing this

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!!!

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"shut up bitch. sit. heel." "woof" okay.

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the absolute dichotomy of 'gay best friend' and 'bending over and spreading wide' is the reason we're all here. like the layers of that all.

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they play too much

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phil insta story

21/6/25

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the fact that they're so comfortable sharing these moments with us, having every right not to, knowing that we'd spam the pictures on the timeline calling them lovers is so important to me

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x

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imagine. you’re in a london gay club. you run into these two people who are clearly together and seem a bit awkward and start chatting. you’ve never seen them before and they seem open to a threesome. you hit it off and finally ask if they’d be down. they look at each other and nod, then wordlessly produce a 20-page document labeled NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. you ask why. they laugh and say just sign it. you do. these people must be important to warrant this. you have the threesome. the sex is mid. they don’t even notice when you leave

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they were in love here

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I am not immune to the phyuri

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also happy bday to the dan bday livestream <3