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Okay let's get something straight.

Archie Andrews is a motherfucking Gryffindor. All chivalrous and shit, trying to protect everyone even if he gets himself in trouble.

Betty Cooper is a fucking Hufflepuff. Usually keeps her cool and plays peacemaker, but if someone fucks with her, they’re done for. Her friends come first.

Veronica Lodge is a damn Slytherin. Does whatever she has to to get what she wants. She knows how to get shit done and how to fuck shit up. She was misunderstood at first.

Jughead is a fucking Ravenclaw, contrary to what you might think. He is creative and intelligent. He thinks through situations using logic and his brain. Just because he is a literal serpent doesn’t mean shit.

This has been bugging me, excuse my language.

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“You know, the very first time I saw you Harry, I recognize you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother, Lily’s.”

-Remus Lupin

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Go to BED, Sirius!

Everyone in Gryffindor Tower at one point, probably. (via incorrect-hp)

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Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

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other actors: While I did love working on that film, and I will always love the character I got to play, I do want to distance myself from that franchise. I don't want to be known for that role alone, I want to be known for all my projects!

tom felton: I!!! AM!!! DRACO!!! FUCKING!!! MALFOY!!!! how DARE yoU INSOLENT MUGGLE FUCKS!!! I MUST GO BEFORE I AM LATE FOR POTIONS SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! POTTER!!! WHAT THE EVERLOVING F U C K MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS

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Betty: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Reggie: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Veronica: Tackle him.

Archie: Dump him.

Cheryl: Kick him in the shin.

Jughead: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

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Can we just take a moment and appreciate sassy Harry

I mean come on

and

like you little sass master

lets no forget this gem

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Legolas mood board

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This is why I love him❤️

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The way that Cole sits or even stands... he manages to look shorter than anyone even though he is the tallest -i think he is taller than kj- he is leaning so much that i am conserned about his health tbh

hahahaha this is so true.

tiny cole:

tall cole:

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Bughead

FP Jones: Betty! I was wondering, will you do me the honor of being my daughter in law?

Jughead: ...Did you just propose to Betty for me?

Betty: yEs i WiLL, *pulls jughead into a kiss*

Jughead: *finishes kiss, sees burger* iM sOrRy bUt i wAnT a DiVorCe, iVe fAlLeN iN lOve wItH sOmeOne eLse, *fondles burger*

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how to track anonymous asks.