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Who is kluna Tik?

The other day I was browsing on youtube when I first saw a video that completely messed up all my beliefs. Since then for some strange reason I couldn’t stop thinking about it and now my mind is full of questions like: “How is that possible?” ,“Why do I find this so interesting?”, “Why haven’t I had the same idea?”... I’m talking about a Kluna Tik’s video .

If you don’t know who kluna Tik is , well, there are two of us! If you don’t know what Kluna Tik is, I’ll try to explain but it would be faster if you search it on youtube. Anyway here is my explanation: Kluna Tik is a youtube channel rated A by socialblade with more than 2 millions of subscribers, this means that it has a very consistent monthly earning. Now you should know that I’m a business student so everything that passes under my nose is analyzed by a cinic and cold side: If a channel is so popular I want to know the reason under its success, I want to know what its competitive advantage is.

I’m also Italian, so if my English is broken don’t be bothered,  feel free to read what I’m writing with a Super Mario style accent. I won’t get offended.

Moving on…I told you why I was so impressed by the numbers recorded by Kluna Tik but I haven’t told you what kluna Tik does to get so many attention. Well, Kluna Tik simply pretends to cook and eat not eadible food such as crayons, pencils, lego and whatever you won’t ever consider to put inside your mouth, unless you are a child in your first 3 years of life or a dog.  Something else that you must be aware of is that Kluna has as dinner companion a Venus flytrap named Charlie.

Kluna Tik never records his face, indeed nobody knows if it’s male or female, from now on I’ll refer to Kluna as a male because honestly I’ve never really understood how this thing of gender neutral pronouns works in English but if he’s female and gets offended I’m sorry. I’m also sorry if he doesn’t recognize himself neither in a male body nor in a female one. But trust me, grammatically speaking, this thing of gender neutral is very hard to understand for me.

So since I discovered his channel I started being obsessed with him, I watched almost every video. I was both hipnothysed and disgusted and I couldn’t stop to watch. I even subscribed to his compilation channel and I was almost betraying him subscribing to a fake Kluna Tik’s channel -weird high quality content on that channel too, I have to admit.-

Kluna Tik promotes his videos as ASMR videos, if you are familiar with ASMR videos you should know that sometimes they’re not just relaxing but also extremely weird. I think that Kluna is the winner of this category (along with Ephmeral Rift who is my first weird ASMR love and I can’t forget him just because I’ve found someone weirder).

Kluna has taken from the ASMR community the eating sounds trend and brought it to its excess mixing everything with good visual effects. He did a good focus operation and is reaping the rewards gaining 15000 $ per month (according to social blade- It could be more but I prefer not to overstimate).  

So who is Kluna Tik? I have no idea but I can tell you that in my opinion  he is a genius and he deserves my view. How I ended up to be so fascinated by something like that, I don’t know, but I suppose this is what happens when you start surfing the dark side of the internet.

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Se i cannibali usassero coltello e forchetta lo chiameremmo progresso?

Soldato Jane

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Prova generale di animazione in stop motion. 

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Lucertole meccaniche.