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it’s impossible for me to complete video games due to the things that are wrong with me so when i’m curious about the plot of a game i just watch a playthrough. I think Deltarune is kind of awesome i love Susie my friend Susie

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I once fed a freak berries until it died

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i love poison omelette

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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."

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is there a scientific explanation for why white claw's lime flavor is so fucking nasty?

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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Finally posting these. Cover illustration exploration for hypothetical personal project. Inks done traditionally with digital colors.

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#myhetslop

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theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off

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are you guys in the US north and perhaps some parts of Canada feeling our evil summer humidity yet. do you like it

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Autism moment

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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women

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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

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i'm rereading the department of truth trying to catch up and sorry not sure if anyone else has read it but like. is it too crazy of me to say this or should these guys lowkey hook up

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lee harvey oswald lowkey looked like Will Arnett