ambassadorquark
ambassadorquark
my robot misses you
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vic / he/him / 24a smart man with an inimitable sense of style. an average of 5.2 atrocities per act. terf/transmed types explicitly unwelcome.💉 9/30/2020
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ambassadorquark · 5 hours ago
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it’s impossible for me to complete video games due to the things that are wrong with me so when i’m curious about the plot of a game i just watch a playthrough. I think Deltarune is kind of awesome i love Susie my friend Susie
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ambassadorquark · 8 hours ago
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I once fed a freak berries until it died
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ambassadorquark · 12 hours ago
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i love poison omelette
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ambassadorquark · 13 hours ago
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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."
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ambassadorquark · 1 day ago
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is there a scientific explanation for why white claw's lime flavor is so fucking nasty?
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ambassadorquark · 1 day ago
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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ambassadorquark · 2 days ago
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Finally posting these. Cover illustration exploration for hypothetical personal project. Inks done traditionally with digital colors.
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ambassadorquark · 2 days ago
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#myhetslop
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ambassadorquark · 2 days ago
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theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off
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ambassadorquark · 2 days ago
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are you guys in the US north and perhaps some parts of Canada feeling our evil summer humidity yet. do you like it
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ambassadorquark · 2 days ago
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Autism moment
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ambassadorquark · 3 days ago
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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.
other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–
both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!
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ambassadorquark · 4 days ago
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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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ambassadorquark · 4 days ago
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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion
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ambassadorquark · 4 days ago
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ambassadorquark · 4 days ago
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i'm rereading the department of truth trying to catch up and sorry not sure if anyone else has read it but like. is it too crazy of me to say this or should these guys lowkey hook up
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ambassadorquark · 4 days ago
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lee harvey oswald lowkey looked like Will Arnett
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