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Grian is a brat and he needs to be controlled. He’s gotta think he’s all in control and all that, and then somebody bigger than him needs to manhandle him and tie him up and punish him for being a little bitch

suffocate him on their cock until his head is fuzzy and only then let him off

trap him on his chest and knees and spank him until he’s sobbing and admits he’s a whore and deserves this

make him cum a couple times before even doing much so that he’s squirming and sobbing and overstimulated by the time he’s getting fucked but he’s still moaning and begging for it

double penetrate him, blindfolded so he doesn’t even realize until a second cock is forcing itself in

degrade him and treat him like nothing at all until he’s barely conscious and has go tap out, which is humiliation on its own

don’t worry though, everything’s gonna be alll better after because aftercare is one of my favorite things tbh. He’ll get pampered, even if it makes all the brattiness come right back

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old man cubfanager bending assistant to the permit manager grian over his desk send tweet

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via @squiddleknitted

HELPPPPP

i feel so seen tho and i'm so glad i helped someone in their endeavor of searching for a good in-game substitute

about to out myself as a nerd due to knowing all minecraft potions by heart but whatever, i need to say this

and all of you using minecraft meta with that 'awkward potion as lube' thing in fics. i see you. awesome premise. amazing idea. best thing since sliced bread. but you're not going deep enough into the meta. not when there exists an item called literally "thick potion". guys what are we doinggggg come onnnnn

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permit office grian getting dicked down by scar. (ftm grian)

scar's a gentle top, he always does whatever grian wants and more, his main goal to please. he only does what grian wants or asks of him, never punishing grian for any of his brattiness, only sometimes making him beg.

but, gods, grian has been getting on scar's nerves. that stupid 'on hold' music has been drilling into his skull, and that stupid form has been driving him crazy. even worse? grian's all smug about it, even with that dry tone he's been forcing while working.

all scar wants to do, as he waits for grian to find the correct form is just take that little black tie and wrap the length of it around grian's pretty little throat, just yank... but, he doesn't.

not yet.

but oh, if it isn't all he wants (other than getting that damn permit), to just bend grian over the counter and use that little tie as a pretty little collar, something of a leash, to keep grian behaved. to tug grian's trousers down and pull whatever he's wearing underneath aside, fuck into his tight cunt without a care for how grian feels, the burn and stretch of it all, because he's driving scar crazy, and it's time that scar gets what he wants.

he pays no mind to the fact that there are so many windows, that anybody could walk by or even walk in, and witness scar taking grian apart on his cock, driving into him from behind and muttering obscenities under his breath.

"fuck, so wet for me, such a, hng, a whore. this what you wanted? being so difficult, is this what you really--" he cuts himself off when grian tightens around him, tight and hot, because of course it's what grian wanted, "god, gri, take it-- yeah, good boy, doin' a-may-zin'..."

it's so different from what they usually do but scar can't help it, and grian loves it.

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i love you in the night and i love you in the day

Slowly, Scar gets back onto the bed. Grian is definitely still sleepy, but there’s a clarity in his eyes. He lays back down, and Scar shuffles until he’s hovering over him, hands on either side. Grian hums and tries to throw the blanket over him so he’s at least covered up and not still in the cold desert night air. He settles back down, preparing to go back to sleep and let Scar do whatever he wants. Before he can, though, because Scar can’t help himself, he leans down to kiss him. Grian hums into the kiss, hands coming up to run through his hair. His eyes are lidded when Scar pulls away, and he soon realizes it’s because he’s on the verge of falling asleep. He leans forward again, this time to press a kiss to his forehead. “Sleep well,” he murmurs, and then Grian is out like a light, body relaxing and breaths evening out. And Scar is left leaning over him, still desperately hard, and with explicit permission.

This isn't really the fic I had planned on posting next, but...well, I got the idea yesterday and something just activated in me, so. Here we are. Scarian somno <3

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I'm incredibly overwhelmed right now so you know what that means. Boatem time 🎉

Giggling and also blushing at Scar going "hey Mumbo do you want to touch Grian's bits? It's fun :J" with Grian insisting they don't

Anyways I think they should totally manhandle him and touch his bits. Force him onto Scar's cock, stuck in his lap as they feel him up and play with him. Mumbo can play with his chest and pinch at his nipples, make him squirm against Scar's cock. Let Scar pry his mouth open and press his fingers against his tongue, the inside of his cheek, the back of his teeth. Exploring his mouth and letting Grian drool all over himself, staining his collar. Scar could smear some of the spit along Grian's chest so Mumbo has something to slick up his nipples with before he abuses them all over again

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having INTRICATE thoughts about allay!grian and vex!scar...

scar wants so badly to overpower grian. he wants to push him to the uneven ground and fuck himself into grian's tight body, he wants to breed the sweet little allay until pained yelps turn into blissful moans.

grian hates at first because allays are supposed to have sweet, gentle mating rituals. but, a part of him [he's so definitively a masochist] craves it. he craves the rough, vulgar, whorish treatment he vets from the vex. he craves the feeling of being so full and so speared on a cock as big as his forearm.

scar uses grian until he's satisfied, until he's emptied every last drop of his cum into the pretty little thing. grian's half terrified and half thrilled about this, because... would it take? is that possible? something between a vex and an allay? he thinks he might throw up, either way.

scar knows what he's hoping for.

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People gotta start making Scar pervier. Even with the amount of dirty jokes he makes, y'all still don't get it!!! Scar is a total pervert!!! I wanna see him looking up skirts or staring at boobs when someone's bent over to get his autograph, or using his height to "accidentally" grab someone's butt, or brushing up against someone's cock and blaming his wheelchair, PLEASE.

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The anon who mentioned the sculk roots in Impossible Minecraft are a genius. Imagine the trio of Jim, Gri, and Gem going through that second ancient city again for more shards, where each one gets trapped in by those roots, too far away from the others to hear. Imagine them unable to scream or yell for help from their mouths being filled with root, or a nearby shrieker and that fear of a Warden getting involved in the picture. They can’t risk a Warden, it’ll kill their friends, after all.

Maybe the roots trap them by the sculk sensors and the sensors tentacles play with their crotch and ass, and forcing multiple orgasms out of them. Maybe the roots are also fucking them too, and their discharge helps spread the sculk.

Maybe they do die in hopes to escape, only for the sculk to surround their bed at some point in between all the orgasms. Maybe one of them (prob Jim or Gri) accidentally summons a Warden trying to escape and find out that it’s even more intense and rough doing them.

And after somehow escaping that ancient city with some shards, those three later realizes that they still need more shards and that means the potential for more sculk fun times (TM).

YEAAAAA OMG ANON YOURE COOKING WHAT

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I don't know if/when I'd ever write this but. but.

Hotguy and Cuteguy running from something or other and ducking into an enclosed area. Except it's a lot smaller than they thought, and it leaves them basically pressed up against each other with absolutely no room.

Cuteguy struggles, trying to at least find some space so they aren't so close together, but really all he manages is to wiggle against Hotguy. Eventually, Hotguy gets tired of him moving so much and holds him in place by his waist.

Cuteguy opens his mouth, ready to tell him to let go of him, and that's when he feels it. Right against his thigh, he can tell exactly what being so close to Hotguy and moving around so much is doing to him. So he scoffs, ready to tell him that he can't believe he's turned on by this, only to realize...he's not the only one.

And, look. Cuteguy knows Hotguy is hot. Obviously, it's part of his name. It didn't come from nowhere. And sure, maybe he's gotten a little hot and bothered from watching Hotguy use his bow or move around effortlessly. But he's usually able to duck away, to go back to his apartment and take care of himself if he's really desperate (which he often is - not that he'd really admit to it).

But now, though...now he's trapped, pressed against the very man he refuses to admit haunts his thoughts more often than not, and both of them are very clearly getting worked up.

Cuteguy risks a glance up at Hotguy and is almost surprised to see the way he's looking down at him. Eyes heated, pupils dilated so much all he can see is black.

And Cuteguy hesitates. He could look away, try to get out of this area. Surely enough time has passed that they're safe.

Or, he could press further into him, reach up and pull him down enough that he can kiss him, and grind against his stupidly muscular thigh, and -

Yeah, okay.

He loops his arms around Hotguy's neck and tries to pull him down so he can kiss him, only to realize quite quickly that isn't going to work. Hotguy is much stronger than he is - moving him is an impossible feat.

Hotguy blinks down at him, confused, and Cuteguy groans. "Kiss me," he demands, glaring up at him, and barely gets a moment of satisfaction as the way Hotguy's eyes widen before he's leaning down and capturing Cuteguy's lips in his own.

It's hot and wet and messy, a clashing of teeth and it's perfect. Cuteguy moves himself even closer and finally allows himself to grind against Hotguy's thigh, so close to the bulge he can feel. Hotguy pulls back, inhaling sharply, and then he's grinding back into Cuteguy.

It doesn't take long for their movements to turn frantic, panting into each other's mouths as they get closer. Cuteguy's nails dig into the skin he can reach and bites at Hotguy's lips. Hotguy groans and he drinks in the sounds, tries to press himself closer and finds a particularly good angle that he grinds against him with.

Ever the competitor, he'd tried to get Hotguy to come first, but with the new angle, he knows that's a losing battle. So he throws everything he's got into it, and when he knows he's close, he moves his head to Hotguy's chest, tries to muffle his moan into his neck as he finally comes, cum spilling into his boxers.

He rocks against Hotguy's thigh as he rides out his high, and it doesn't take long before Hotguy is coming too, head back against the wall behind him as he moans.

After, they relax against each other, catching their breaths. Of course, Hotguy recovers faster, and he looks down at Cuteguy with an expression he can't identify. Cuteguy ignores it and tries to move back as far as he can before looking out of where they came in from.

He ignores the feeling of cum in his boxers as he says the coast is clear. Neither of them say anything about what happened as they stumble out.

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Thinkin ab porn obsessed scar <3 like he had to do something while stuck in the house forever. It’s always up on his phone and his hand is always down his pants palming himself. You go anywhere with him and you look in the backseat and he’s jacking off again. I want him to be a nasty freak please :(

anon this ask has been sitting in my inbox blinking its big ol eyes at me and idk why ive been saving it because youre so insanely correct. porn obsessed perverted scar isn't something i've heavily touched on but IS in fact sooo important to me.

half baked freakytimeswithscar rambles below the cut

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the phasmo streams where he kept getting ass shots of his friends and thinking it was the funniest thing ever. the constant innuendos and mispronunciations of words followed by acting like the worlds dumbest baby just so his friends coo and pet and tease and lavish him with attention. immediately falling into feminine roles at the first chance he gets. he's a fucking bimbo and he loves it.

if he's watching porn on his computer, then one of his friends' videos is absolutely pulled up on his second monitor. cock in one hand and his other on his mouse, clicking through his playlists, watching maybe a minute of one video before moving on. he doesn't stay for plots. he follows amateurs with body types similar to his friends who always immediately get to the action. bouncing on too-big dildos or squirting on fuck machines or begging helplessly as their cam audience controls their toys. he lets the audio of both videos play in his headphones, teetering on overstimulating, but just enough for him to picture the pornstars as his coworkers. to put together scenario after scenario in his head, jerking himself faster, harder, sloppier, before pulling away entirely and letting himself come down from the high. the youtube video ends at the same time as his custom ordered video from a british shortstack with wide shoulders, thick thighs, and glasses on onlyfans. if he thinks he deserves it, and of course he does, he's such a good boy for edging himself so well. he'll pick out a new youtube video, switch to a different site, and start over for the 5th time that day.

And god forbid whenever the hermits get together every few years. he's a little menace. under the perfect guise to place his hands on people's thighs when trying to get their attention or direct them somewhere. maybe gem's skirt is just a little too short, maybe his thumb grazes the edge of her panties when placing his hand on the back of her thigh while turning next to her, fingers damn near touching the bottom of her ass, and maybe he pretends not to notice. maybe cub's shorts show off a little too much when he sits down and scar simply can't help but place his hand directly between cub's legs the next time he passed him. grabbing at the meat of his inner thigh and immediately feeling his cock jump beneath the touch. he'd pretend to pull back, act embarrassed, try to laugh it off and make some lame excuse about cub moving weird and he meant to touch his hip, just to let him know he was there. he was being courteous! and maybe some of his friends know he's a lame little pervert. maybe they just watch from a few steps away, trying to guess whatever he'd say when they'd inevitably fall victim to those wandering hands.

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I think Grian needs to be put in his place more. I know scarian is already a huge thing in this fandom but I don’t caaaaaare I NEED MORE OF IT RIGHT NOW!!!

Scar’s such a silly lovely guy there’s no way he’d be mean in bed no waaay! Is probably what Grian thinks before they hook up for the first time. Grian probably expects to be the one in charge! He probably expects Scar to be a massive bottom, and get so embarrassed at every little thing he says. He’s probably cocky about how easy it’s gonna be so get Scar to cum.

And they they actually fuck and he’s proven SO WRONG

Scar, as it turns out, is actually really good in bed. Service top, as we’ve discussed many times. He can be a brat tamer if need be. He’s strong and confident and he puts Grian exactly where he wants him, and Grian- ever quick to switch- lets him. He was so confident about being a top before, but that was BEFORE Scar pinned him against the wall. A switch was flipped in his brain!

And then they get to the fucking part and Scar is a LOT bigger than Grian expected him to be, and he’s both nervous because how the fuck will that fit inside me, AND excited because oh my god imagine how that’d feel, I need it right this second.

Scar takes his time working Grian up, his tongue and fingers working magic on his hole, and Grian’s having a hard time not cumming from that alone. But he holds out, because now that his expectations have been flipped on their head- he HAS to see the full picture.

So he tells Scar when he’s close, and Scar pulls away like he was asked to. And Grian can hardly think, because holy shit is this hot. Who knew his goofy, innocent friend would be so good in bed? And now he has to live with this information and be normal about it???

When Grian’s hole is finally breached by Scar’s cock he nearly cries with how it feels. He’s so stretched out and it hurts and it feels good and he’s clenching and Scar’s groaning and he feels like he can’t breathe and-

When Scar bottoms out Grian feels like the world around him fades out. All he can focus on is the intense pressure between his hips, he can almost see Scar in his stomach. He’s stretched so tightly around Scar’s cock he can hardly think. It feels so good already and the man hasn’t even moved yet.

And Scar’s sweating and panting, trying to keep it together because Grian feels so tight and hot around him and it’s taking everything in him not to fuck into his friend with no restraint. And then Grian starts begging him to do exactly that with tears in his eyes.

Oooh he’s a goner.

Shout out to @stuck-in-traffic-with-scar for screaming with me about this in dms

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i was rewatching the mc earth video and god i do genuinely keep forgetting exactly just how much taller mumbo is than grian, like he's gen just towering over him

absolutely sickening. insert a "we know what they did in that van" comment here btw

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you make grian bottom because u aim the moefication twinkification woobification beam at him. i make grian bottom because i need that control freak put in his place until all he can do is whine pathetically we are not the same peace and love on planet earth

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i frankly have no idea how nsft mcytblr works so i suppose i will just share things im freaky about and think these block people should be freaky about and hope for the best.

limlife au where bad boys are brothers, grian and joel are twins and jimmy is a couple years younger than them. grian and joel are traumatised and have been touching and fucking each other since they were toddlers and as they grew it became only logical to get jimmy on it too.

grian is ftm and needy, wakes his brothers up in the middle of the night by grinding against them and riding them. joel is just a free use whore, he'll do anything to get a dick in him but he's only a dom top to his brothers. jimmy is more shy than the other two and probably would have not been as fucked up if grian and joel didn't 'gently coerce him' into being their stupid himbo slut, he's js into this because he was told "that's what brothers do, that's what love is". he's also the easiest to groom, I'd feel, he's very eager to please and doesn't want to disappoint anyone.

"where are the adults in this?" you might ask and ill tell you; their mother is a business woman first and works in a different state, come back twice a month to check on them, their father is dead (ha, fatherless) and their aunt (mother's side, Cleo!) is too busy making sure her deadbeat father of a husband (you guessed it) isn't also a kid diddler. also there's smalletho in this.

Etho is like, twice and some more Joel's age, think 16 y/o teenager with a 37 y/o boyfriend. He didn't initially seek Joel, tried very hard to ignore his advances in fact because he knows he's supposed to be the mature one in this. But Etho is also very weak, the guilt of indulging is hot and addiction, and Joel is addicting in all the ways Etho can just pretend he's actually mature enough to understand what he's getting into

food for thoughts

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I just think that the hermits would love to fuck Grian's thighs, right? Obviously third life. But like. I'll focus on hermitcraft for now I'll behave <3

I think Mumbo would love his thighs. Would get himself off all whimpery and clinging on to Grian. He'd hunch over him, breathless and chasing his own pleasure, but each graze against Grian's cunt has his hips bucking. He can feel Grian's slick dripping down and mixing with his own, can hear Grian's breathy noises as he plays with his clit. When he cums he hugs Grian close to himself, absolutely embarrassed to cum all over Grian, but he makes up for it by letting Grian lay out on the sheets, spreading his legs and giving Mumbo all the room he needs to eat him out. By the time they've both cum, Grian's thighs are absolutely filthy, and Mumbo's face isn't much better

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just got possessed with the ghost of bad boys past i guess. save me smallidarian