I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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I miss having a kitty so bad… but I feel like it’s too soon since I lost my old kitty that I can’t get a new one yet
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You ever cook a really tasty meal and you’re like.. wow good job me !!!!!
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I thot they were saying “lose your noose” in footloose and I was like Damn that’s p hardcore Mr loggins
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そろそろ行こう
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Everybody at goodwill wanted me
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Fucked up how expensive spam is. Wtf….
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Needless to say I am dependent on the framed cheeses of the world puzzle
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stolen knowledge
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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.
But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.
It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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