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These two are celebrating Father’s Day together

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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Katniss: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Haymitch’* Peeta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Everlark endgame hater takes are consistently crazy. What do you mean Katniss “only the joy of holding her in my arms could tame my lifelong fear of pregnancy” Everdeen felt no special love for her children with Peeta? What do you mean Katniss, who made out with a pearl and dreamed of a recently hijacked Peeta coming to cuddle with her after getting shot, settled for him? These takes are almost as delusional as Katniss when she tried to convince herself Peeta wanted to kill her in THG

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It's great falling asleep to mash because it's like oh great all my friends then suddenly in the middle of sleepfully peacing you hear

BOOOM BOOM PEW POW PFFFW

And it's 2am and you're just looking around like

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S3 E21, 23:11-23:15.

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having a blorbo be like “Omg have you seen that one scene where he closes the door ????? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍Oh and that other scene where he’s eating food ???😍😍😍😍!!!!!!! omg I love him so much 💕💕💖✨🌸💕✨💖💕💓💗🌟🌸💕✨💓”

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My friend and I have been discussing what BJ could possibly stand for— our conclusions:

Bowels jigglin’

Booty Juice

Big John

Bulbous Jargon

Bad Juju

Broken Jowels

Bottoms Jumbo

Bountiful Jockstrap

Barbar Jinks

Bitch Junior

Boob Juggler

Bewildered Jamboree

Benjamin John

Backward Jocularity

Boogy Jared

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it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

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okay, yes, Haymitch did choose Katniss in that first arena, whether it was because he thought she had a better chance, or because Peeta oozed martyrdom, or because of personal loyalties to Burdock, or all of the above — but as soon as it becomes possible to save both of them, let’s not forget that Haymitch is doing his damndest to save Peeta too; he is getting the money for drugs and food and expensive medicine; he was prioritizing Katniss initially, but the line “he loves Peeta too” isn’t in there for no reason; Haymitch didn’t have to save them both; he could have communicated “cut your losses; he’s too wounded and too much of a liability” to Katniss, (who, again did not need Peeta or the romance to survive at that point in the Games) but no! he wanted to save them both, and he did

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Suzanne really said with sotr that-

by the way Haymitch has a really great memory!! like a really great memory!! like he remembers 49 other tributes names with ease! isn’t that a wonderful aspect to add to this deeply traumatised character who has watched two children (alongside 22 others) die every single year for 23 years in the same circumstances that he was put in at 16 years old?! he remembers everything! like, everything!

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thinking about how haymitch is so fundamentally dad coded that he had kids flocking to him at 16 and was the only person who a traumatized girl could find comfort in at 42

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"Great. Now I have to go back and tell Haymitch I want an eighty-year-old and Nuts and Volts for my allies. He'll love that."

Unironically, Katniss, he will actually love that very much lol

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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in the club stretching it 😏 and by "it" I mean. heh. my socks because my fucking bunkmate keeps stealing them and his giantass size thirteen feet keep ruining my socks and it's the only thing I have control over so now i have no choice but to move out but don't worry it's not a metaphor for anything

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do you think hawkeye misses loon sounds

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muah