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Hi everyone! I sincerely appreciate all the concern for pickles pinkness but I promise he’s okay! It was a combination of lighting, being on a green chair (accentuating his pink), and him having zoomies and rolling around and getting his blood flowing so he was blushing!

He is not sunburnt and has been monitored when he tries to sunbathe

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stop being silly in front of me

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[oc] “girl, you really got me goin' / you got me so I don't know what I'm doin'” 🎵

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Sentient ham

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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RAaaahh 💁‍♂️ Trans Rights!

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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄