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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

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my best friend is a rapper turned college professor and he uses that combination of breadth of vocabulary and social confidence for something we like to call "weaponized eloquence" in which he engages strangers in conversations that are linguistically coherent but borderline nonsensical to see how much he can get away with. his newest version of this is gradually replacing nouns with fish species that rhyme with them — so far no one has called him trout on it

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YOU hates terfs

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Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"

And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching

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big things happening

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i believe its important for women to be irredeemable perverts too

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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

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Girls on HRT and antidepressants

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one can of soda tall…

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how it feels to post cringe fandom stuff on the cringe fandom website

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Me goin down on yo girl

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

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it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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these are KILLING me