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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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I have evil furry convention plans.

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

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Today's Seal Is: Powerful Psychic

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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

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sorry for my annoying as fuck pet ant ill probably donate him to the circus because of how many tricks hes always doing

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us education system never taught me how to throw it back 😢

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is he stupid?

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i don't need tumblr premium because I report every ad I see

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girl who has only the most normal relationship with time and memory and regret and grief

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remember. you can't know things you don't know. you have to find them out. by doing things.

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Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

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Booty shorts that say this

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[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”