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Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
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there are three questions you must ask yourself every day
is it cute?
is it sexy? and
is it OSHA compliant?
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Arrested for what! WTF! Are you kidding me? He’s not doing anything wrong! Sickening!
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For you and your internet friends! 💙
Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost
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romcom idea: chaotic time traveler who goes back in time to seduce as many historical figures as possible to prove that they weren’t straight
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
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Blood is, of course, one of the greatest fashion statements.
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I’m serious too when I say that settlers and their aggressive, destructive farming practices were main factors in the dust bowl.
They stripped the prairie by plowing deep, deep into the soil—destroying the deep roots of the prairie grasses and plants that hold onto moisture in the soil and hold it together even during a drought.
Those roots were so important:
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They planted voracious plants by themselves acre upon acre—things like corn which is so destructive even here in the Great Lakes region we rotate our fields of corn with soybeans because the corn strips nitrogen and beans put it back.
The soil turned to dust. The plants were not there to hold the soil and hold the moisture. The droughts hit and that was that.
Settlers version of farming is DANGEROUS and harsh and requires so many chemicals—chemicals most white people will never have to worry about in their water
So yes. Fuck your fantasy. Grow some lettuce in a wheelbarrow, put some herbs on your window sill, and raise some backyard chickens instead lmfao.
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hey uh you know who’s deserving of love?
uhh um. uh. you are.
you are uh yeah. you deserve that love ok?
ok cool thank you so much for reading
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New sticker set for tcaf zine terrace May 11-12! 
ink and digital colouring
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So I’ve been on T for a little over a year, and it was pointed out to me that my transition looks a lot like Bitty at the beginning of the comic vs. now
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