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"that's my emotional support guy" (both say in unison)

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Dana should be allowed to throw hammers at them

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Fists and feelings

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🫵 he doesn't want to be the bee that protects the hive

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knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

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THE PITT | 10:00 AM

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THE PITT — 01.02 - "8:00 A.M." (2025)

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I GOT 50 BUCKS THAT SHE DOESN'T LAST THROUGH THIS SHIFT

VICTORIA JAVADI + GORE

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The Pitt has every character I could ever wish for:

-Competent fatherly figure who is two minutes away from a mental break. Representation for guys who stare into mirrors while have ptsd episodes

-His relatively unhinged hyper competent friend who belongs on a battlefield probably .

-A third beautiful hyper competent doctor who keeps getting beat with hammers by the universe when she tries to smile.

-Efficient and hardworking single mom with beautiful blunt bangs. And threatens her deadbeat baby daddy

-the most beautiful princess Diana in the world who keeps getting reprimanded for being too good with patients. They literally said ohhhh pretty girl let’s hate on her

-mean cocky lesbian who threatens pedophiles. Only been there seven hours and already has an age gap toxic situationship yuri thing with another doctor. I live

-autistic queeny who’s actually proving to be the #1 communicator and caretaker in the whole hospital. Pure of soul and mind. Keeps following her resident around like a puppy dog

-said resident who only likes his little autistic intern. Has crazzzyyyy beef with the mean lesbian. Is also stealing pills from the hospital. Love his vibes

-child prodigy med student who is also on the verge of a breakdown. Intellectual prowess but has absolutely no game. Makes sense bc she’s 20. needs to yell at her mom

-worlds mousiest pathetic white boy with the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen like actually. You know the bisexuals are going crazy over him

That’s family

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azealia banks fujoing out on twitter rn

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Some moments from the second merlin book valiant (it's just merthur)

Arthur already letting merlin get away with saying things he shouldn't

God they're so cute

Arthur only spent like two days with merlin and he already likes him these damn gays

Damn Arthur and merlin breaking up already (sorry for bad quality)

Sure merlin "friend"

Arthur already regretting sacking merlin

Thinking about the fact that Arthur died in Merlin's arms makes this sad

Arthur thinks he's about to die and the one thing he wants is to apologize to merlin 😭

I love them so much

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i just found these two mice outside in a wet cardboard box

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"i was an undergrad theology major."

yeah, i can see it.

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Morning Commute (~˘▾˘)~

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trinity santos + textposts

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