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this thing is like some kind of prince you found on the road and hes on an important mission and like he knows a lot of shit about prophecys and secret stuff but his bodyguards just died in a stupid horse carriage accident so now its your job to help him save the world cus everything wants to kill him and your really strong and rn hes like hey, look to the left theres the tree weve been looking for, and you look to the left and its just a normal tree and your like this just looks like a normal tree, and then he walks up to it slowly and starts peeing on it

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working at an escape room will expose you to so many types of guys incapable of using their imaginations or committing to the bit

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so many of the top blair witch project reviews on letterboxd are like "omg these people are soooooo annoyingggggg all they do is complainmnnn" like well you see they are starving and trapped in cursed woods and being hunted by a witch

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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Please do not let debt collectors play in your face.

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you’re in his dms? okay, well, im on top of him. we’re not fucking he just likes the pressure

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dont let the heatwave make u stop eating soup. the time for cold dessert soups is upon us. u must always be soup maxxing

[amearla]

having an oc you love dearly but you created when you were very much 15 and going through it is rough because you realize you forgot to give him a personality besides being depressed

[amearla]

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes