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Recently started dailybubbline with oomfie mayvie on twt so these are the last 6 I’ve done hehehe

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This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

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copper my beloved

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

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everyone forgot about this wholesome video so i dug through the deep files of the internet cause it needs to be seen again

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making an option to view your password as/after you type it is accessibility. with my hands being as bad as they are, I've been doubletyping letters or hitting the wrong key or whatnot and I'm appalled when I'm logging into a website and it doesn't give me the option to view if it's right before hitting Log In

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TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

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My Twitter got suspended cause I tried to tell Jacob Geller to jump into the river

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winter bubbline

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic