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fucking kiss already...

i take comms btw hehe :3

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they spent billions on this

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Enid: Hey, babe. Whatcha eating?

Wednesday: *points at a cereal box as she chews*

Enid: Really? Wow, I’ve never seen you eat cereal before.

Wednesday: *chewing intensifies*

Enid: *picks up the empty box* Weird. Why does it smell like Ajax’s stash of mystery hallucinogens?

Wednesday: *swallows*

Enid: 😨

Enid: *looks to Wednesday’s completely dilated pupils*

Enid: 😱

Enid: *frantically grabs Wednesday* OHMYGOD WEDNESDAY NO! SPIT IT OUT!!

Wednesday: *tripping 𝓃-dimensional balls* TOO LATE, EMMA. I HEAR THE COLOR OF ETERNITY AND MUST TASTE HOW IT ENDS.

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Bianca: But she always puts up a struggle whenever you get affectionate in public.

Enid: Eh. It just looks that way.

Bianca: *incredulous* Are you telling me it’s all performative? Just so she can keep up her grimdark image?

Enid: *glances aside* Not exactly. It’s more like her um…

Enid: *blushes and murmurs* … her kink.

Bianca: Her wha—

Wednesday: *steps out from behind Bianca* Enid.

Bianca: —aAH! Quit that!

Enid: *perks up* Yes, babe?

Wednesday: *menacingly* I do not consent to your touch. Do you hear me? I. Do. Not.

Bianca: 🤨

Wednesday: To touch me would be a gross violation of my personal autonomy. Dare I say it could even be defined as a…

Wednesday: *pupils dilating as she licks her lips*

Wednesday: *breathily* …violent assault.

Bianca: 😒

Enid: *cheerily* So you want me to touch you?

Wednesday: Absolutely not. *slow and emphatic nodding*

Enid: Kay, I gotchu babe. *exagerrated wink*

Bianca: 🤦

Enid: *inches closer to Wednesday*

Wednesday: *heavy breathing intensifies*

Bianca: *already on her phone* Hello, Dr. Fairburn? About therapy. I’ve changed my m—

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Who's gonna tell him

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Morticia: Wednesday's at that very special age when an Addams has only one thing on their mind.

Esther: *scoffs* Homicide?

Wednesday: *ominously* Your daughter.

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Wednesday: If you were a flesh-eating bacteria, I would wish for you to devour me whole.

Enid: …

Enid: …

Enid: Okay… it says a lot that a couple of years ago that sentence would have made me run away in panic, but now it kind of turns me on.

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Enid: Damnit, Wednesday! I don’t want Ajax. I don’t want Maxim. I don’t want any dumb boy!

Wednesday: *frustrated snarl* Then who or what is it exactly that you do want, Enid? Because I have endeavored to—

Enid: I want THIS! *spreads her arms out*

Wednesday: *confused* What?

Enid: This. Here. Our infuriatingly illogical, yet perfectly imperfect example of homostasis.

Wednesday: *blinks*

Wednesday: *clears her throat* Quaint as it is for you to quote my past observation spoken in ire, I must point out that you mispronounced a word.

Enid: *stubbornly* I didn’t mispronounce shit.

Wednesday: Enid, you clearly meant to say ‘homeostasis’.

Enid: No, Wednesday, I seriously didn’t.

Wednesday: But-mmph!

Enid: *shuts Wednesday up with a toe-curling kiss*

Wednesday: *short-circuits*

Enid Sinclair has successfully mollified Wednesday Addams!

Wednesday Addams actually gets a fucking clue!

🩷🖤 Achievement unlocked

FINALLY OBTAIN HOMOSTASIS

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Pre-Wenclair. Wednesday confronts Enid and her new annoying (and controlling) boyfriend with an uncharacteristic joke.

New boyfriend: *sneering at Wednesday from a distance behind Enid*

Wednesday: Knock knock.

Enid: Who’s there?

Wednesday: Wednesday.

Enid: Um—Wednesday who?

Wednesday: Addams.

Enid:

Wednesday:

New boyfriend: *spots a disembodied hand*

Thing: 🖕

New boyfriend: 🤬

Enid: *confused blink* Was… that it?

Wednesday: Was that what?

🫳 😡💨

Enid: The punchline, Wednesday. For your knock knock joke.

🤜 💥😵

Wednesday: *glances at something behind Enid* Did I follow the format incorrectly? My mistake.

🫳💉😵‍💫

Enid: *playful smirk* Wow, Miss Nail Gun can’t even nail a knock knock joke.

👍 😴

Wednesday: *nods and focuses back on Enid* Let’s try again, shall we? Knock knock.

Enid: Huh? Oh, I mean— Who’s there?

Wednesday: Don’t bother looking for.

Enid:

Enid: *warily* Don’t bother looking for who?

Wednesday: Whom, Enid. Mind your grammar.

Wednesday: *turns and calmly walks away*

Enid: 🫢

Enid: *anxiously follows* Fine! Whom, then? Don’t bother looking for WHOM? WEDNESD—

New boyfriend: 🫥

New Missing boyfriend: *is mysteriously never heard from again*

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Wanted to create an art banner for my Wenclair slow-burn on ao3, if anyone wanted to read, I'll leave the link here as well!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44402287/chapters/111677266

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RIP Enid's beautiful scars. I'll probably only draw them in AU's or her adult version from now on. LOVE the new hair tho!

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Some wenclair

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No Enid? Please, Enid... Silly doodle I made for practice :3

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like uncle, like niece

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Minicomic

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scenes i wanna see in wednesday s2 !!!!!!!