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He proposed to her on Christmas which in light of Jughead not dating me on Christmas after nobody threw me a 30th birthday party is the meanest thing in the entire world!

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It reads like trying to break somebody's heart into a million pieces and it also reads as absolutely disgusting because the woman he proposed marriage to is three years older than him.

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Carl proposed marriage to a total mean person and booked the Sunset Tavern on New Year's Eve and the show was $45 dollars. People used to that kind of stuff to me all of the time.

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Amelia isn't the person to be having dealings with people that try to steal money and property. Point blank. It wouldn't matter if she had a famous family or not because that's her bloodline. There were a lot of people that said a lot of really mean things to her and blocked her on the internet. She was also saying she witnessed profuse plagiarism on Instagram and other people experienced that with their projects

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A lot of the younger ones were pretty mean to her when she was younger and kind of just unabashedly gossiping and probably still don't have jobs. It doesn't really look like anybody was there for her to protect her and live with her and make sure she actually had everything she needed like heat and soap and shoes and a car and a telephone and a cellular phone for emergencies. She didn't really know what was going on either. She got blindsided by something though, that's for sure.

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She was saying nothing anybody did and was doing in Seattle seemed right anymore. Not a lot of people were actually following her but what was really bad is they were like decidedly doing things that would incur wrath with pretty much every local and following bad guys. Specifically. She was saying it has been pretty heinous because a lot of other people aren't from Seattle. The kids that are from the immediate area are kind of on a social blocklist right now even if some business owners don't do anything about it it's absolutely their job and they're really screwing it up. Amelia has a lot of people and assets to protect because of her family and all of the murders that happened in the 1990s in Seattle. Those people are coming after her family and friends and have been trying to sneak their way into the city for information and probably just because they realized they could try to take advantage of people that don't know them like that's going to get them money or something.

It's not good if there are businesses following people that don't even go to their businesses and give them money as patrons when she had been the one supporting all of them, and following people who say their her friends and block her on Instagram instead of being nice or saveable. It's like a lot of people really hated her. She even got 86'd from two different bars. Nobody threw her a 30th birthday party either and she had a really good reputation for throwing parties and bringing all different groups of people together even when she was as young as like 25 years old she was doing a lot with what she had made for herself since her family wouldn't give her any money or even presence when she was growing up. She wasn't talking about throwing a present meet-up. She was trying to make cocktails for everybody and make a big dinner. She said she could probably feed the entire community and had been chomping at the bit to do what she did when she was 25 . Her future husband's best friend proposed marriage to a woman who isn't from Seattle who's 3 years older than him. Her good friend Mike grew up in Central District in the 1970s and is mixed race and she's been fighting for him because he's the real OG in Seattle.

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Yeah but Amelia's Mom and Dad met at the Comet Tavern in 1989 after World War 3 ended and there must have been a huge party at the Comet Tavern.

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No people were really mean to Amelia when she went home.

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She found out about it because she want to apply for the local premiere pizza company in her homecity because Amelia was born AND raised in Seattle and there was this girl from the Weed High School, the one way outside of the city and there was a photo of this person on the website and it was really creepy. She kind of looked like anti-emo, like raised around some more normal emo kids but like really discriminating of her own town that she was born in, and the bar she's talking about is following that girl on Instagram and not her even though a major historical event in American history happened at that bar. That's why it's really weird and messed up.

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Yeah but that's where WIlliam met Kathleen and she's Elvis Presely and Priscilla Presley's daughter. Any bar should have an investment in that. That's also where the local Seattle Janis Joplin Mia Zapata, the lead singer of the punk band The Gits, used to play shows, and Mia Zapata is Amelia's namesake. Mia Zapata was brutally raped and murdered by her ex-boyfriend and Kathleen became known coloquially between locals as the Queen Of Ski Ball and they have or used to have a ski ball table at the Comet Tavern.

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When bars don't follow me on Instagram

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This morning I had the most freeing realization ever.

I have done nothing wrong. In fact, I have done everything right.

Some of my friends and titular people have fallen off the deep end.

They did probably four years ago. I wouldn't have been able to keep up with all of that socially in the outside world, the public arena untouched by every ridiculous thing that happens contained within the realm of social media, because I haven't had a steady 9 to 5 job since about 2019.

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Cartoons

The thing about the time in my life when I started claiming my cartoon characters is that, because I was 30 and I didn't get a birthday party and I needed the therapy from knowing who my real friends were at this point, the thing about the time in my life when I started claiming to be a couple of different cartoon characters is that there was so much evidence. Take Veronica for example. She started in Pep, then Archie, and then after that she had her own features with her name on them, but more or less was still under the comic Archie, which I became HUGELY obsessed with when I was in my early twenties. I even dyed my hair this amazing blue-black at this organic salon in Seattle called Aveda and everybody loved my hair and I wasn't even trying to be Veronica. I was simultaneously obsessed with the comics and totally unaware that I was becoming one of them which I think is pretty sweet and cool. It was more of a superhero blue. Veronica has been in the building everywhere.

Maybe this a nod to whoever said my paternal last name, as I have the weird, usually Mexican-style hyphenated last name, "O'Flaherty-ZImmerman", that "Zimmerman" means "room". Lodge. Apples, oranges, there you go. I can already see my Dad, on who's birthday I was born, grumbling and trying to do a bunch of work wearing his bifocals. Lol.

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The Birthday

See, this is the problem with you. You act like if there is no 30th birthday or if something bad happens to me, or weird, or strange, or awful, AWFUL happens to me, it's not important and that the entire world, your family, your friends, your bosses, your neighbors, your future renters, people that sell you real estate, people that serve you in every bar in the entire world, in every hotel in the entire world, in every sports venue in the entire world, in every airport, in every theater, in every school, in every University, in every art museum, in every aquarium, in every zoo, in every restaurant, in every church, in every grocery store, in every hospital in the entire world aren't going to find out, in every ballet and all the the people you might even look up to or have to suck up to in your life, aren't going to find out. But they are. And they will. And the only thing you'll ever be famous for is how terrible of a friend and person you really are. You act like I'm just like every man or woman that has ever lived. I'm not just anybody. I'm the most important one. And you failed. You failed all of humankind.

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The Marx Brothers in Horse Feathers, 1932

“Everyone Says I Love You" by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby

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The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh, 2022)  

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This morning, I had a dream about Andromeda.