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[Cascada's 'Everytime We Touch' is playing.]

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@amillennialdog on twitter: The DHS posted a 14-word headline that started with “we must secure” holy absolute fuck

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Another reason why harley ended up in a relationship with poison ivy

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

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he disconnected immediately afterwards

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Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

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Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:

KFC advertising executives:

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me: oh yeah, slow burns are great! i love the build up of romantic/sexual tension. there’s nothing better! : )

me when actually reading a slow burn: please just,,, fucking kiss,,, 🅱️lease, i beg of you,, just l e t m y b a b i e s b e h a p p y

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I REALLY love this gif

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This is my favorite thing and my new response to straight men when they try to talk shit to me because I’m a lesbian lol

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this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

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So I got TWO of these cat hat blind boxes for Tigerbelle they just came today!!!

She was like, what do you have for me Momther????

Oh sweet child… you do not know what awaits you….

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*puts on a wizard hat*

<|:)

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Fox running.

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A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

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