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Bound, German lobby card. 1996

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whats happening on beatles stan twitter

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oh my fucking god. you. you get it. you understand my whole being. fingers in mouth fingers in mouth fINGERS IN MO

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i’m so glad my girl is going to be ok 🥺

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 11

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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

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trying to update a mac from 15 years ago is like. ok safari is outdated so you cant even go online. so you try to download an updated safari installer onto a usb. but safari installers dont actually exist, the program is inextricable from the mac OS. so you try to upgrade to a new OS but your hardware is too old. so you try to get a newer mac OS onto a bootable usb but your computer hates bootable usbs(???). so then you're like fuck it i'm installing linux. and you try to create a new partition but the mac HD refuses to unmount no matter what you do because even in recovery mode and even in the terminal the apple OS still treats its users like ignorant babies playing in a padded nursery room. hello.

and updating a PC from 15 years ago is like "hello im your old musty PC and you shouldnt be able to upgrade to windows 10. but you tricked me with a USB stick and i trust you with my life now. fuck it we're running window 10. i love you. i'll carry your children for you."

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one of my favourite things about Scotland is how often normal everyday folks actually blame the right people when things are shit

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something funny about watching streamers get into uma musume as if it were gambling on actual race horses

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out of all the star trek chief engineers i think miles o’brien is the least likely to be a machinefucker. i think he loves his job but does not eroticize it. trip tucker is in the middle he would fuck a machine as long as it had tits and a sexy voice. b’elanna and geordi would go a step farther they would fuck a machine as long as it had a vaguely humanoid form but are happy to get pretty abstract with it. scotty would fuck the enterprise as is

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The United States — ALL of it

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Tomorrow

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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The most important part of erotica should always be the suffering. And I'm not talking about BDSM or whatever, I'm talking about real suffering. They should be on their knees begging for it, and with ''it" I mean a second of eye contact, or perhaps a text back.