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padmé gets a handmaiden who's super good at blackmail.....dossieé

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your best friend who fell to the dark side will really be like “you turned my wife against me!!” my brother in the force you have done that yourself 

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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obviously I bought it

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soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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Sorry for being chronically online but theres something so tender about seeing the first online interactions from years ago between mutuals who are now inseparable/besties/dating even. To have such concrete proof of the first time you encountered each other through an innocuous "i love your edits:)" comment on a post... i dont know, i think it's one of the cutest things about the digital hell era we live in

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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your honor my client should be at the club

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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There is always endless money for war...