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Ames | 29 | she/her | SFT/NSFTThis is a blog for an original female character in my screenplay Heathens like Us. Everything is fictional. (18+ ONLY)
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lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.
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heartbreaking. you have to write the fic youre writing in order for it to be written
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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a spiritual successor to “is there cannibalism in hannibal?”, my new favorite comment on does the dog die, found in the entry for Cronenberg’s Crash:
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She shouldn't be at the club she should be in a crumbling mansion by the sea sipping wine as she is tenderly romanced by a vampire
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honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?
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i think its sooooo important to have your ocs suck in little mundane ways. and i DONT mean that they shouldnt be cool awesome mary sues with a bajillion powers! i mean you gotta give them cringefail interests. embarrassing memories. bad taste in music. there is something fantastic and immaculate about a pink-haired magical catgirl who is the savior of the world AND who got scurvy in college because she cant feed herself and she drives a pt cruiser covered in sanrio decals.
#Nico can’t handle spicy food#Artie has terrible phone etiquette#Gina can’t go into a Macy’s without physically shaking bc she stole a lipstick when she was 15#Finn is banned from SeaWorld because he contributed footage to the Blackfish doc#Alice has an entire incognito tab of trashy romance novel covers she uses as inspo for Finn’s characters#EP refuses to buy anything from MAC because her childhood bully’s mother spearheaded an anti bullying campaign for the brand#Blake didn’t get the sex talk until she was sixteen because catholic school#Amalie lost her grandmother’s necklace in the eighth grade and is still angry at herself all these years later#Eric partially keeps Amalie around as a side piece because according to his father ‘all brilliant men have affairs’#parasocial the screenplay
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Hey mutuals friendly reminder that
• I am drowning
• there is no sign of land
• you are coming down with me
• hand in unlovable hand
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#I am Holga and Holga is me#literally any time some bullshit comes outta Nico’s#parasocial the screenplay#character inspo
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Two Weeks Notice (2002) dir. Marc Lawrence
#ordering Chinese for the usual suspects#except EP is doing this vegetarian stint bc her girlfriend is vegan but can’t fully commit#Finn demands extra duck sauce#Parasocial the screenplay#character inspo
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