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reblog to heal the person you reblogged this from
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people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.
I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you


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