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Keep forgetting to post it. Enjoy the meme

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prayer

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Padawan Anakin

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Clone Wars Adventures #10

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I still get pissy every time I see an illustration like

because THAT! IS NOT! PROPORTIONAL! That is not an accurate diagram!!!

Here! Here is an actual image captured by the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. THIS is what the distance between the Earth and the Moon actually looks like:

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fruity machine herald fruity machine herald fruity machine herald

Likes are nice, but reblogs are more helpful!

my commissions are open

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You’re all thinking what I’m thinking right

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And who could forget that moment of Thor in Infinity War

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"You better lie down, 'cause the angels are watching,"

"Quit the talking. You can hurt me, do whatever you like.”

sith!obikin (vaderwan?? i'm not sure lol) loving my hc where obi-wan probably gets really violent every time anakin is not behaving or "disobeying"...or just for the fun of it (and anakin both love and hate it)

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the boy with the thorn in his side

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Oh wow💛

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Twi | ins

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Slave dancer Anakin with Leia's palette

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*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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Inspired by this post by @peridotite XD