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Me: first of all, thats MY dick.

Bae:

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Teacher: "If anyone has money for the scholastic book fair, you may be excused to go now"

Me:

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I love tumblr cause I can post whatever tf I want and you guys can’t judge me bc you’re just as mentally ill as I am

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how it feels to post cringe fandom stuff on the cringe fandom website

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Me to new stitchers: I have decades of experience. I'd love to help you with any issues.

Also me (as I fix a mistake): I can't count to five. What am I doing offering help to others?

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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companion art for my soulmate au fic ❤️

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characters raised in isolation to fulfill some evil agenda is a very common trope but I'm always a little distracted wondering what massive gaps they have in their common knowledge. like. can he send an email? does he know where babies come from? how would he function in a grocery store?

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whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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