Trying to keep out of the rain. I'm Mingus, I'm 33(gross), still ace,but now learning how to do anything in a relationship
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside
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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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trains are extremely sexual actually, have you seen couplers????
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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh
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the leverage redemption finale felt very nostalgic to the og series mostly because the episode was parker psychologically torturing a guy and then driving in the point by delivering a cold hearted speech explaining why his life is in ruins. while wearing a fun little hat. parker really proved that she is nate’s successor in being insane and full of rage. 😃
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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