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Why were you in a fight?

I won the fight. 

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Me too, actually. I'd probably get really creeped out, but it's chill. Jesus, don't even start.

I kind of want to look at a video of it happening. Oh god what if like that’s how we ate.

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Thank you, Kalino.

It’s on your pillow.

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It was clever.

It took me a moment to catch what you meant.

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Maybe I'm just weird, then. But hey, it's good that you weren't freaking out and stuff.

I mean, it wasn’t that bad. I could breathe and everything. I just couldn’t get the door open.

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As if I'm going to buy back something that was mine to begin with. Just give it back.

You’ll be willing to pay for it then, yeah?

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Dirrty and Sasha, man.

Dirrty and Yonce.

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I got it from a website. I'm assuming it's true. Imagine seeing that happen.

Its eyes? Really? That’s terrifying.

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Yeah, just about.

Just almost?

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Was it scary? Getting stuck in places like that freaks me out.

See, I never try hiding too hard but it always backfires. LIke this one time, I got stuck in a cupboard. Dunno how it happened, but it did.

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Well, enough to be asking for it.

How bad do you want it?

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And I'm sure it'd be nice for the first one or two times. But, I don't know. At least you know now.

I ended up realizing that it would be a totally horrible thing. I thought it was a nice idea in the moment, and then regretted that I came up with it. 

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Did you know that the northern leopard frog swallows its prey using its eyes?

There are much weirder things, I can guarantee.

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Almost positive.

Are you sure about that one?

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Jesus. Just don't hide too hard?

Probably. But then I’d die of hypothermia when no one bothered to keep looking after the game ended.

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True. Pick.

If you really want to know someone, you should always ask them these two questions: Do you prefer Dirrty Christina Aguilera or Bionic Christina Aguilera? And, do you prefer Yonce or Sasha Fierce? That’s the only way to find out someone’s true colors.

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You'd probably win a game of hide-n-seek in the snow, though.

I just realized that if I were ever to stand in three feet of snow, it would be just above my belly button. That’s terrifying.