amisscreant
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27, she/her. This is my main blog where i post anything that interests me and isn't fandom related. Sideblogs: keigodabi.tumblr.com (anime) , sabretoothmooselion.tumblr.com (western animation), thisisavideogameblog.tumblr.com (gaming), officialspidermanspiderwebs.tumblr.com (comics), strangerangerer.tumblr.com (live action tv shows), amisscreant-fr.tumblr.com (flight rising). I do not reblog posts that guilt trip, shame, or threaten as a reblog bait tactic.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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Watching the way some men are having a Very Normal Reaction to the term "pavement princess" is hilarious to me. I saw one guy make a tiktok where he showed his truck said "see, I put OFROADER stickers in three places and I went in this gravel road! It's not a pavement princess!"
Pavement Princess is the name for a jacked up super truck, you know the ones, that really mostly only exist in suburban areas with custom paint jobs and the brightest LEDs you can buy on the market and pickup beds smaller than a Honda Acty. They're gas guzzling, road destroying, pedestrian killing, ego-boosting machines.
And yes, the Cybertruck is absolutely a Pavement Princess.
Like, damn, maybe we finally do have a slur for cishet white men.
#oh I've always called them vanity trucks#but yeah pavement princess fits#let me just add that in to my vocabulary
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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism
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I finally found the jackass and honeycomb joke from GOT by Tyrion Lannister
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel. The Madame asked, "what can we do for you?" I said, "I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me." The Madame asked "You poor thing; whatever for? And why do you have a jackass and a honeycomb?" "Well," I answered, "my woman stumbled upon a genie in a bottle, and he granted her 3 wishes. The first was to have the nicest ass in the land, so he gave her this jackass. Her second wish was for a 'house fit for a queen', so he gave her this beehive." The Madame asked, "And what of the third wish?" "For her third wish, my woman asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee." "Well, that one's not so bad!" the Madame exclaimed. "'Not so bad!?', I replied, "I used to be 6 feet tall!"
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