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My new favorite hobby is listening to cORN and coloring. I always catch myself staring off imagining the scenario.

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If you make super cute noises when you’re about to cum, why would I EVER let you? I’m just gonna keep you on edge so I can hear those pretty sounds until I’m satisfied~

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My birthday is this month. I can’t stop thinking about how most of my past birthdays were so shitty. I’m not expecting anything this year and I feel comfortable venting on this platform because I personally don’t know anyone on here. One birthday I asked my boyfriend to take me to a dinner and a movie. That’s all I wanted. I didn’t want gifts. I just wanted to experience a real date. We didn’t end up doing that because he was so tired and basically didn’t do anything for my birthday. But I planned his whole birthday months before. We went ax throwing. We went to the movies. We went to our favorite fancy restaurant. I paid for everything. And I got him gifts. One year my friend said she wanted to go out to dinner for my birthday. We did. All of my coworkers came. I paid for all of my stuff and nobody offered to pay for my drink or anything. I know this sounds bitchy of me but I put in so much effort for other people’s birthdays that I feel like it’s not too much to ask to get the same thing in return just once. On my 21st birthday my boyfriend (different guy) couldn’t come home to see me because of a “Frat thing” and he said he could come down before my birthday and take me drinking. I wasn’t legal yet and I was excited to go to my first bar when I turned 21 so I told him no. I didn’t want to illegally drink at a bar. I was so scared I would immediately be arrested or some dramatic shit. When he finally did come home after I turned 21 he took me out to a shitty dive bar that was so small-town they had very limited alcohol options (at the time I didn’t know what I liked yet and was trying some basic fruity stuff) and there was 4 other people in this bar and they were about to leave. Anyway, my boyfriend’s dad came with us and it was just us 3 and the bartender. One year, because I knew nobody would do anything for me, the day before my birthday, I signed up for a bunch of subscriptions for free things like a free Starbucks drink or a free birthday sample at ulta or a pretzel at a pretzel place in the mall. I spent my whole birthday going to each place to get my free birthday stuff and now I get a bunch of emails on my birthday for free things.

I don’t have very good birthday memories and I don’t expect this year to be any different. I moved 2 hours away from my home and I’m not going home on my birthday because I’ll only be disappointed and depressed. I’m not making any plans because I don’t want to have them fall through. And I don’t want any gifts.

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“I figure if I’m gonna be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess.”

— Leon

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Stupid Wife

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You post a lot of porn, are you that horny ?

bitch i can reblog porn and cry at the same time

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half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

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