Exceptionally Odd Free & Alive “Why, what could she have done, being what she is? Was there another Troy for her to burn?”
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the complaints about the diversity in bridgerton astound me. “simon was described with piercing blue eyes” “i love black people, but segregation wasnt lifted in england at this time, they would all still be slaves” “wouldnt mind the diversity, but its not historically accurate.”
honey. you are saying these complaints as these character waltz to instrumental Bad Guy by billie eilish in dresses and suits that are colors that didnt even exist yet adorned with plastic sequins and glitter. historical accuracy was not their goal. just say youre racist and go.
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if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
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openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford
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why not to waste your money on Mulan (2020)
send message to Disney to stop with this lazy remake bullshit already and create actual new content
no Mushu
no songs
bisexual icon Li Shang replaced with bland inferior love interest
lead actress Liu Yifei trashed Hong Kong protesters, specifically supported HK’s brutal police
Hong Kong activists are asking international supporters to boycott it
perfect live action Mulan starring Vicki Zhao Wei made in 2009 already exists
here in Canada they’re asking for thirty five fucking dollars PLUS a Disney+ subscription
thirty five fucking dollars just to rent it
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“Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.”
— Kait Rokowski (via wordsnquotes)
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If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.
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Starfleet @ Leonard McCoy: Could you please just stop violating the Prime Directive for humanitarian reasons, just for a second
Leonard McCoy:

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I’m going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.
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So you’re a young lady living in Mulan’s village. Like the other girls you get all dolled up and go to the matchmaker to find a husband.
The local tomboy goes first so you’re chilling outside, psyching yourself up, chatting up the gals, when you hear a crash from inside followed by screaming.
Out runs the matchmaker, she’s covered in ink and on fire. Mulan throws an entire kettle of steaming tea in her face. The matchmaker yells at her that she will never be married or bring her family honor. It’s been at most five minutes.
What do you do? Do you just, like, go home? Explain to your family you didn’t get a husband cause your neighbor set the matchmaker on fire? Do you go inside and try your luck at getting a husband on the 50-50 shot she gives all the well behaved girls good husbands out of spite while risking her foul mood giving everyone shitty matches?
Idk I just wanna know how that afternoon went for everyone else there.
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I’m a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I’ve bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.
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