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"You...fucking asshole." Eddie said with a huff as he clenched his fists. "Where the shit have you been? Christ. I've been looking for you since you ditched my ass in the forest..." He wasn't too sure if he was angry or upset. He just knew he missed his best friend.

"-- Where have I been?" is all he managed to choke out in response. Wyatt wanted to punch him, yell at him, I've been fucking looking for you! But how was it okay for him to be mad? Eddie was right, he just said it -- Wyatt left him there. How could he make himself a victim?

So he stood there, the awkward being he was, not knowing the next move to make. 

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     ❝Hey Eddie, remember that scene in Homeward Bound near the end when Shadow falls in that hole and everyone thought he was gonna die? That was fucked up. That fucked me up.❞

     He sits there looking sad for a minute or two, then appears to forget about it, lifts his pipe, strikes the lighter, and takes another hit.

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stop making me gay

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yo my wyatt says that your wyatt is probably a 10 jsyk

On a scale of 1 to 10 how good do you think my character would be in bed?

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"Also seven, no homo."

On a scale of 1 to 10 how good do you think my character would be in bed?

     ”Okay, now you’re just exaggerating to make me feel better. Have you seen me, man?”

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"Hm. Can't really place you...../maybe/ a six? --- No a four. Yeah."

On a scale of 1 to 10 how good do you think my character would be in bed?

     "What? You can't change your answer. No takebacks."

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     "-- No homo. I meant if you like, fucked a girl. Or a guy, nothing wrong with that, but it's      not like I was imagining myself in your bed. Man, why can't I just give you a damn      compliment without it being weird?"

"I dunno. 7?" No other input from Wyatt.

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"Bro."

"That’s a little…"

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how good do you think my character would be in bed?

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reply my opens

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     "-- I dunno. Something other than McDonald's, because now I want a      fuckton of chicken nuggets."

"Sure. What d’you wanna talk about?"

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     "Can we just talk about something else?"

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I heard that one time, you smoked so much weed that you forgot your own name.

Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they’ll confirm or deny it.

     He inconspicuously coughs before hiding the release of a mouthful of smoke,      "It's... It's Wyatt, right? -- Yeah, yeah it is, I was just uh, fuckin' with you. Ahaha."

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     ”I mean, I wouldn’t call myself an AKB48 fanboy. Like, they aren’t      even that good, haha?      But I mean. Their fortune cookie song? I like that song. But that’s it,      I mean, yeah.”

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     "I mean, I wouldn't call myself an AKB48 fanboy. Like, they aren't even that good, haha?       But I mean. Their fortune cookie song? I like that song. But that's it, I mean, yeah."

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As if mimicking him, Wyatt also looked away and began fiddling with his hands, attempting to pop his knuckles but ultimately being unable to.

"So, uh... What's up? You needed something? God, man, why you always have to make things awkward?"

Nick creaked the door open and entered reluctantly, searching for anything to set his gaze on that wasn’t Wyatt.

"… Hi."

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13pointbuck replied to your post:"Oh, jeez!" Nick closed the door as fast as he'd opened it, but left it ajar a crack to hiss in. "I'm sorry, man! I--I didn't see anything, I promise!"

"Yeah. Yeah! Both guys. Two dudes. No homo."

"Y-- Yeah, no homo, all bromo man. ... And you can come in now." Cough.

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"Oh, jeez!" Nick closed the door as fast as he'd opened it, but left it ajar a crack to hiss in. "I'm sorry, man! I--I didn't see anything, I promise!"

Your muse walks in on mine undressing. How does yours react?

”Man, what is that supposed to mean? Why do you have to promise that? That means you did see something and — look, we’re both guys, okay!?”

Despite that, Wyatt, feeling both embarrassed and violated by his bro, quickly tugged his pants up.