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Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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so true

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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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Girls🥺💞

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