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Lake Trolls and Metal Luminaries: A Brief History of The Finnish Book of Necronomic Spells

The Necronomicon was first translated into Finnish in 1581 by Ukko the Mad, a monk from Turku. The book was suppressed by the church, but the forbidden knowledge it contained was carefully preserved and passed down via oral tradition.

In 1796, a surviving copy of Ukko the Mad's translation was found beneath the floorboards of a house near Lake Bodom. It was written on remarkably well preserved reindeer vellum, and numerous additions to the text had been made over the centuries. The manuscript melded the rites of ceremonial magic found in the Necronomicon with pre-Christian folk belief and has preserved centuries of occult praxis. It is one of the most complete records of its kind in the world.

Since it appeared, numerous publishers have claimed to offer perfect reproductions of the 1796 manuscript, often making greatly exaggerated and fantastical assertions. For example, when Aino Heikkonen published her 1827 Necronomica Finlandia, she insisted that she had channeled the spirit of Ukko the Mad to complete the book.

Still other publishers claimed to be Ukko's direct descendants, including Tahvo Valkonen, who published his Finnish Book of Necronomic Spells in 1832. Valkonen's replication of the manuscript is the most faithful and also the rarest, with only three copies confirmed to still exist. All are currently held in private collections. Infamously, one copy is owned by the metal band Dethklok.

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