amoebaforce
amoebaforce
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amoebaforce · 4 hours ago
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Would you like to buy his wares?
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amoebaforce · 7 hours ago
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The High Priestess
Tarot style commission piece~
~ Patreon | Ko-fi ~
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amoebaforce · 10 hours ago
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amoebaforce · 11 hours ago
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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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amoebaforce · 14 hours ago
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ryne
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amoebaforce · 15 hours ago
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COMMISSION UPDATES!
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amoebaforce · 15 hours ago
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"When veteran hunter Nadine accepts a high-payout bounty to capture a crafty alien forger, she expects an easy job... but one look at her mark tells Nadine she might've bitten off more than she can chew. On a space station full of dirty deals and luxurious lies, it seems even the simplest contracts are prone to complication."
Cat/Mouse is a fun, action-packed novella blending the staples of science fiction, noir mystery, and romance into a brisk 18,000-word package.
Digital and physical copies are available here!
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amoebaforce · 15 hours ago
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17 hours!!!
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Do you want to read more science fiction? Do you want to support indie authors instead of billionaires and corporations?
Great news! For the next three days, you can do both when you purchase the Science Fiction Itch Bundle. That’s 29 indie sci-fi DRM-free ebooks for less than $1 per title, including my debut novella, Cat/Mouse!
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amoebaforce · 15 hours ago
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INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY
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amoebaforce · 15 hours ago
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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long
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amoebaforce · 15 hours ago
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here lies the weight of the world
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amoebaforce · 17 hours ago
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From the Elson-Runkel Primer, 1914
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amoebaforce · 21 hours ago
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Usually I don't post sketches but wanted to share this one. 🌷 [oc]
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amoebaforce · 1 day ago
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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive
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amoebaforce · 1 day ago
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i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian
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amoebaforce · 1 day ago
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After all that complaining, this turned out not half bad. His hairy tits don't draw quite so much attention now that they're not the darkest thing in the image XD (For the Bookish Artists quarterly drawing challenge, where artists draw different characters based on the same reference pose)
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amoebaforce · 1 day ago
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they’re called rabbits when they’re underground and they’re called bunnies when they break out from the earths crust
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