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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow

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Press X to Normalstyle

This ability allows you to appear more human and be less noticeable. Can only be used for 60 minutes.

When using this ability the stamina bar drains 2x more quickly.

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What the fuck is "oink". That thing goes ryäääg ryäääg.

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Disastrous Life of Saiki K in a nutshell

You know how there's some story tropes, narrative devices, etc, that nobody really does anymore, but that used to be the absolute chewed-through cliché that everyone expects to be there - not because anyone likes it, but because what else would there be? But now nobody does that anymore. And that's why I think people should pick those up again, because they've been on the shelf for so long that it'd actually be refreshing and new again.

Like having a main character who's essentially just a narrative device, a POV character who has nothing to do with the plot, and is only observing it from the sidelines. Except this time around, instead of mincing about with the way such characters awkwardly turn out seeming unintentionally catty and judgemental, just make them be that way on purpose.

The seemingly timid and innocent quiet witness who just always happens to be in the right place at the right time to see All The Shit Go Down, whom every single one of the other characters considers their one true loyal confidant who would never judge them (incorrect), but instead of having the author white-knuckle wrangling them to appear like a genuine and sweet person, this POV protagonist is just sitting there with a bucket of popcorn, watching their supposed friends be the messiest disasters alive, casually thinking

"Wow. I don't respect any of you people."

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new verb:

bliding out

the compulsive need to listen to beach life and death by car seat headrest

“omg i’m totally bliding out i need to stream blid right now or i’m gonna explode”

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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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Gethsemane at The Salt Shed, recorded on a nintendo 3DS

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occasional posts from users

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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I wanna do this so bad

Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter

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